Jun 26
i have one singular problem with the line,
"screw the rules. screw them. screw all of this"
and that is that at least in my heart, alec swears a godawful amount and would absolutely say fuck instead
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i have one singular problem with the line,
"screw the rules. screw them. screw all of this"
and that is that at least in my heart, alec swears a godawful amount and would absolutely say fuck instead
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Plant of the Day
Saturday 9 May 2026
The drought tolerant Acacia implexa (hickory wattle, lightwood) is perfect for the dry garden at the Royal Horticultural Society Hyde Hall, Essex, UK. It flowers in early spring filling the air with fragrance.
Jill Raggett
Wesley Wyndham-Pryce would fit perfectly into shadowhunter universe. He has big Lightwood energy
PAUSE! robert lightwood is gay??
Favourite shadowhunter last name
Herondale
Lightwood
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I have many Malec fanfic ideas in my head, so I think I'll put them in here and then on AO3 once I update Painful Love :D all of these have already been started, so ig they'll see the light of day at some point...
What sounds better?
Psycho Malec AU: would either be a series of one-shots or multi-chapter
Kidnapped Alec (still in the Shadow World): probably a series of one-shots
Conversion Therapy for Alec AU: multi-chapter
Horny Enemies to Lovers Malec (still in the Shadow World): multi-chapter
Non-Horny Enemies to Lovers Malec (still in the Shadow World): multi-chapter
Focusing on Painful Love: ongoing series of one-shots
Focusing on finishing Mythus: ongoing multi-chapter
Focusing on finishing The Hunger Games Malec AU: ongoing rewriting THG into Male
General angst/comfort Malec (in the Shadow World)
General angst/comfort Malec (AU)
Alec: a lady told me that it's a shame that anyone will never have my blue eyes cause I wouldn't marry a girl once
Alec: so I got a smurf
> lightwood men are not suave
you're so right.. how would you line them up, going from most to least awkward in romantic situations? 🤔
HAHAHHA this is so good and i’m going to include the ladies here too just to emphasize that lightwood men are not suave but the ladies are
most suave
isabelle
anna
eugenia
barbara
max (no evidence to the contrary but given his age i’m putting him in the top middle of the range as benefit of the doubt)
christopher (unintentionally charming??)
robert (i don’t remember a lot about him but he’s a lightwood man so he can’t be that suave)
alex (too young to know but he’s gabriel’s son so he can’t have learned too much from him)
thomas
gideon
gabriel
alec
least suave