#liekohemgee

 “Look, as embarrassing as she can get, I love Catty. She makes me happy. Like I’m worth a damn. It is a fucking privilege to be her boyfriend. I want to tell her that. I want to say to her just how much she means to me. But every time I open my stupid mouth... 

Now, Chris LOVED the attention he had been receiving since he had met Catty. Sure, he was easily flustered, as he wasn't sure whether her constant acts of playful affection was strictly friendly or not, and he reigned in his emotions. But something was different this time, Catty was the one flustered, and he was all the more surprised by it than her. Had he done something? Touched her somewhere? 

Concern flashed across the human's face, and without hesitation, a hand reached out to hold onto the feline’s wrist, a gentle one, something easily broken out of if needs be. Even with the fur on her flesh, he could see and FEEL the heat of her skin, and a thought did come to mind - She was like a cat, right? Then perhaps she was...?

“Catty, if something’s wrong, let me help you, ok?”

“Well, alright, if you’re sure. You’d be surprised how many time people steal my jacket. Besides, I have my sweater, which keeps me pretty warm when I don’t have my jacket,” he says, voice holding a slight Italian accent.

Of course he looks edgy. He’s from a Fellswap timeline after all. At least he has a sense of style. He doesn’t always wear the same jacket and red sweater everyday.

Oh hey, it’s that cat from the dump back in the underground, also the same cat who dug through her own trash can that she had to chase off with a spray bottle. 

@liekohemgee

Ugh...The hell happened?

One moment, he had found himself some funky bottle from some odd booze stall at the last town he passed, and after politely borrowing it, he made sure to try his new prize! What he didn’t expect, was the near-instant blackout after the searing liquid seeped down his throat, and the rest was unknown to him.

It’d be funny if he does get a gf, but she’s really into pegging.

IM CHORTLING

I can see mettaton having sex with pans.