#licochoco

this is the not serious version Btw, mostly just the funny things. This is technically a shitpost ig????? Idek

but i do think that Wizard and Strawberry are gonna spend the Ultimate Cookie arc going ‘IVE PLAYED THESE GAMES BEFORE!!!!’(/ref) or being like ‘noooo hes a huge red flag gingerbrave nooooo’ or both. Or neither idk i dont think ive ever been right about smth before when theorizing abt FaB

Another thing that IS actually likely to happen though, is that red velvet is watching Licorice and Venom Dough speed run becoming dark cacaos in-laws with a look of absolute horror. Just shocked and baffled.

alsoooo

(I don't know all the lore, so if there are any others y'all adore please share. or share healthy ones. Those are nice to ig)

Affogato × Dark Cacao (chat I love them)

Shadow Milk × Pure Vanilla (chat they're so toxic ilt)

Hollyberry × Eternal Sugar (hehehe my babies)

Eternal Sugar × Mystic Flour (low-key all Beast × Beast are toxic af)

Burning Spice × Shadow Milk (that won't stop me from shipping them tho)

Beasts × Beasts (just- all of them together.)

Dark Enchantress × Pomegranate (fight me/j)

Licorice × Dark Choco (...I have no reason for this)

Dark Enchantress × White Lily (i have no excuse for this ship low-key.)

Burning Spice × Dark Cacao (I think this counts-?)

Eternal Sugar × White Lily (honestly any beast(minus ssc) × ancient seem sorted of toxic to me idk tho-)

Don't get me wrong, the other ships with Dark Choco are cool too (except Chocomilk), I just think that I can see the vision you know? Like Licorice is such a weirdo but Dark Choco likes that about him. They're both weird in their own way, and socially reclused. They're both awkward but deal it differently. Like I imagine Dark Choco being silent, embarrassed by what he said, while Licorice just continues talking as if nothing happened, while talking fast.

They would understand eachother, that's why I kind of like it.

The other ships like Carachoco (Caramel Arrow x Dark Choco) and RedChoco (Red Velvet x Dark Choco) are alright, I just don't see it tbh. First, Carachoco I just see them as friends and maybe found family since the Dark Cacao kingdom is based on that. Dark Choco, Caramel Arrow and Crunchy chip are one big family that I can't see them as other than that you know? Plus, we don't really know the age of these two. I always thought Dark Choco was older (by a lot) than Caramel Arrow. That age gap (not confirmed) makes him even more of a big brother than a romantical partner.

Second, RedChoco, I just don't see it tbh... Like maybe they'll get along for their love of pets ig? They probably didn't even interact much since Dark Choco left pretty fast the team

this is just a buncha silly commemts and shit, buckle up for my ted talk!

and now we add silent salt to the collection/hj

Silent salt: …why do you have a mildly threating box?

mystic flour: =)

*insert silent salt in dress after some shenanigans*

bonus:

“goddamnit not again” ahh reaction