Dec 12, 2019
Curry
Bob, who had never eaten #curry
Sat down and ate it in a flurry
Could not handle spicy
His stomach got dicey
"Someone get a bucket and hurry"
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Curry
Bob, who had never eaten #curry
Sat down and ate it in a flurry
Could not handle spicy
His stomach got dicey
"Someone get a bucket and hurry"
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Curry
A courier with curry carried it carefully and confidently through a cacophony of caterwauling cats clinging to clydesdales.
"Jump in the Fire"
As the man stared into amber flames
His stressed mind played dangerous games
Hoped not to survive
If he took a dive
Destroying his false body, he aims
No Flip Flops
The driver read the dock door sign
Saying his open-toed shoes were not fine
Turned out, he was busted
Felt kind of disgusted
He thought they were totally benign
Gold
Was said she had a heart of gold
Someone stole it just to be sold
But placed under a light
Her heart was just pyrite
What other lies had they been told
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Bitter
There once was a man who was bitter
His right hand was being a quitter
His left could adapt
Til reality slapped
And could not wipe while on the shitter
Disappointed
A fish who felt disappointment
Wondered if there was a ointment
Doctor said, "you're too wet"
"Dried out, you must get"
"And make another appointment"
Five in Jive
There once was a writer of jive
Who always wrote in counts of five
If ever he got stumped
All words would be dumped
The lucky number that kept him alive