#lfmaoooooo

Gideon and Caleb show up and mano po to all the lolas and the lolos and the titas and the titos, no one gets forgotten cuz they're good kids like that. They don't even mind when the elders pull out the Filo meme names (Caleb is puto [rice cake] and gets a pinch on the cheek, Gideon is ironically pogi boy [handsome boy] because no one expected him to turn out handsome, but he did).

They always bring pasalubong: Caleb brings his famous lumpia shanghai and cashew caramel boat tarts and yema he makes himself. Gideon can't cook for shit, so he always brings flowers for the hostess from his dad's greenhouse, and they're always pretty!

The definitely know how to karaoke with the older crowd. Caleb's always getting a guitar shoved in his hand, and always sings those old balitaw classics the titas and titos can ballroom dance to, like Maalaala mo kaya or Babalik ka rin. Gideon's on the Magic Mic howling some old school Kapantay ay langit or Gaano ko ikaw kamahal like he's Ric Manrique, and the old ladies are eating it UP.

They both know how to kill a Toro Toro line dance situation. They also will ballroom dance with the titas and always have a blast with it (those cotillion practices from high school really come in clutch, apparently). They're unfortunately wonderful dancers.

Caleb would rather hang out with the guys, and specifically avoids the girls to be polite, but Gideon's a flirt with anyone once you get a few drinks in him.

Caleb doesn't drink, but he'll volunteer to do beer runs any time. Gideon's playing beer pong with the San Miguel and wins every game.

Gideon speaks conversational Tagalog but has a really strong accent even though he grew up with Filipino parents. Caleb has a better accent but knows a little less since he fell out of practice speaking when he was adopted by Josephine. But the aunties don't mind. Okay lang, kase intsik naman siya .. "it's okay because he's Chinese anyways" (LMFAO).