#letters event

Crowley: ... Whatever, it’s just a stupid letter anyway.

Crowley: ... Honestly, that’s genius. Well done human, I’m impressed! He might see through some of it I suppose, he is an angel, but it’s still worth a go. I can write whatever I want then, and then decide later which bits I want him to actually see. And if any parts stay secret I can just burn it afterwards and it’s gone forever. Perfect.

Aziraphale: Oh I could easily do that, Crowley is a wonderful artist. Many of his creations are things I had once believed the Almighty herself had created, but turned out to be the work of his own talented hands. Yes, I can certainly list my favourite of his designs with ease!

Crowley: Perfect. Yeah, you’re right, that is the sort of suggestion I like. Keep this sort of thing coming, none of that emotional nonsense.

Crowley: For the Vine? Not that Aziraphale would know what that meant even if it was still around. I think he knows I did that to try and find him anyway, or the first time to try and help him. Do you mean why I'd want to find him or help him? ... It's just kind of boring without him.

Crowley: I guess that’s true so... yeah, alright, I’ll write that down.

Crowley: Do you think he’d care about that? He’d probably be angry at me for interfering, wouldn’t he? Because I wasn’t trying to do the Right thing obviously, I was trying to do the Wrong thing, by meddling in the affairs of angels. It’s just a coincidence he might have quite liked the outcome in the end...

Aziraphale: Yes that does seem like a good way to go. I have a most wonderful first edition copy of Roget’s Thesaurus beside me as I write, so that should indeed help me to come up with words to replace those with, without any sort of moral judgement involved.