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When Foreigner started to speak, Elijah's pupils widened. He tended to that lie very carefully, every day he spent in Chaldea since his summoning. Even Sherlock and Da Vinci, with an acess to his Spirit Origin analysis, allowed him to fool everyound around - Master included. It was a harmless, little lie that nobody had chances of seeing through... Nobody but him. A creature straight from his homeland.

Elijah jumped on Foreigner without a second thought. He didn't wish for Baruch to know the truth; especially now. Especially now when he was the last support to poor scribe and vice versa.

Prophet ended up on Foreigner's lap as he wished to put his hands all over his mouth. But the angel managed to say everything before Prophet reacted and all stress vanished. Sandalphon exhaled with a relief. He looked at Foreigner with tired, almost.. hateful gaze.

Lets vote: do we like...

Emma - Em for short

Wren

Violet - Vi for short

Josephine - Jo for short

So, my friends tell me, while writing, I link anything with anything. Means I can start from the east and land up in the west in a matter of few paragraphs. On this point, I am sure I can even compete with our dear PM(he flies from east to west in a matter of hours).So, Iet me also give it a shot.

When I think of East, first name that comes to my mind is Japan( Modi’s fav friends). With elections hovering over us, lets move closer to home to the 4 haryanas( North, South, East n West) in Haryana.

The Gurgaon- Faridabad zone is economically strongest( with MNC’s and industrial units creating employment and money for all), the second belt is the the Sonipat- Rohtak-Jhajhar – Rewari belt, which is Jat specific belt( they create havoc for all). The panchkula-ambala –yamunagar belt is which I like to call the always developing  yet never fully developed belt( It doesn’t have Patriarchal -Jat influence nor is it economically strong as Gurgaon belt). Then there is agri specific belt of Sirsa.

Let’s have an eagle’s view of these 4 belts. Had you flown over these belts 5 years ago, you would have seen a diff version to the one you would see today. In the gurgaon side many more high rise glass building would have sprung up, WPE would also be visible now, spiralling around Delhi like a multi lane long snake. But everything would appear hazy because of terrible air quality. Many times my friends question me, as to why I don’t move towards NCR, my answer is I would one day, if I want to die of lung/throat cancer.

Then, you come to the Jat belt which I also refer to as spat belt. This belt has seen maximum agitations and also this is the only belt in entire universe which feels privileged being labelled backwards. There is a rohtak- rewari highway which was made few years back, but i find it strange that development is yet to touch nearby villages. Moreover had any development happened here, it would have been burnt to ground during riots, so why spend time and money on making something when it will be converted to ashes under the name of reservation system.

Do I need to say anything about the agri belt? Havn’t the rising suicides by farmers and all the promises in the manifesto 2014 been long blown away with the wind? The last belt is the semi developed pkl belt, we are a peace loving belt, just  minor hiccups have happened, like the planning to blow whole pkl is done by the followers of a baba ji.

I don’t need to be a psephologist( one who studies election trends) to know that the current govt has done everything to ruin our state, whether its the rising crime against women or the promises not being fulfilled for anganwadi workers, this govt has failed on every front terribly.

                                               Trust your vision

What do kids, youngsters, adults, mature, not so mature adults and lovely cute ever complaining oldies have in common? Love for cartoons, serials or series. I can’t say same about myself because I have always been way more fascinated by advertisements. Yes, you read it right, all kinds and in all mediums: television, print, digital, hoardings, you name it and I love them.

Now, that I don’t get to watch television( this story is for some other day), I unnerve myself by watching advts on u tube. Recently an advt which has me intrigued is:bhakt ka chashma ( u tube it). It talks very artistically about a man who is checking sun glasses but finds all options boring and outdated. Then he is offered big saffron colored bhakt ka chashma. When he looks around with naked eyes, he sees a slum in terrible conditions but when he looks at the slum through bhakt ka chashma, he sees big houses and lawns. An ill quipped hospital converts to five star version, graduates frying pakoras start getting employment as per their calibre, a farmer who can’t even have a square meal, is relishing 56 diff dishes. The advt ends with this man seeing another man hanging a rope on a tree, this leaves him startled and the chashma falls from his hand.

Just take a glance at the irony of the situation. In its manifesto 2019, the ruling party has put stress on national security. It says that every step will be taken to ensure that national security isn’t compromised. Now lets remove the chashma and question them that how come we have had maximum number of infiltrations in last 5 yrs? Why has the defence budget been on a decline ever since you came to power?

The Star Judge who’s judgments clearly misfired

The beloved judge of many reality TV shows has failed miserably as the MP of our hometown. When it comes to India, we dwell on the notion of star worship, we hold these stars in the highest regard and that’s mainly the reason why so many yesteryears stars find themselves in the seat of politicians. The curious case of our MP from Chandigarh hasn’t been so different either.

Over the years, we have enjoyed watching her judge famous reality shows with even more famous celebs, we love watching her do ‘toddles’ on our Instagram, but the truth of the matter is that while she has been busy doing these gimmicks the quality of life in once an epitome of beauty and cleanliness, has degraded exponentially.

She was elected to power five years ago because of the wave which had engulfed whole India. She promised to implement citizen’s license, regular electricity supply, put an end to erratic traffic hiccups of the city, streamline parking lots, and set up a Chandigarh service selection board, but do you see anything that has been done in this direction? None, absolutely nothing at all. Not just that, she had also promised the building of a Film City, end contractual labour – but all gone to vain. And as if that wasn’t enough the MC Chd has never been in more dire needs of funds. To explain it in one line – Of the sixty (yes sixty!) points in her manifesto, not even single has been fulfilled and to remind you that 60 lacs spent by MC to visit indore and learn garbage managing systems, have also gone done the drain.

She may have super cute dimple on her cheek but Madam MP has a sharp and a long tongue( even longer than her hair).She has regularly pursued inconvenience for giving her tongue in cheek comments on serious issues. I fail to understand how a female can say this about another female, especially the one who has been gang raped?  She is also known for losing her cool at various occasions, particularly when she is squeezed to meet individuals. Her detractors guarantee she doesn't even interact with people who are not known to her.