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lines from Heathers the musical. edit as you see fit

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Dear diary I believe I'm a good person

You know, I think that there's good in everyone, but—

Here we are, first day of senior year

And, uh, I look around at these kids that I've known all my life and I ask myself, what happened?

We were so tiny, happy and shiny, playing tag and getting chased

Then we got bigger, that was the trigger like the Huns invading Rome

Welcome to my school, this ain't no high school this is the Thunderdome

Hold your breath and count the days, we're graduating soon

College will be paradise, if I'm not dead by June

Wake from this coma, take my diploma, then I can blow this town

Third year as linebacker and eighth year of smacking lunch trays and being a huge dick

Yeah, you're on Jiffy Pop detail

I rented The Princess Bride

He is the smartest guy on the football team which is kind of like being the tallest dwarf

I wanna know what gives you the right to pick on my friend

You're a high school has-been waiting to happen, a future gas station attendant

Her dad is loaded, he sells engagement rings

No discernible personality, but her mom did pay for implants

They're solid Teflon, never bothered, never harassed. I would give anything to be like that

I'd like to kidnap [ name ] and photograph her naked in an abandoned warehouse and leave her tied up for the rats

For a greasy little nobody, you do have good bone structure

If I took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull, I'd have matching halves

Are we gonna have a problem?

You got a bone to pick?

You've come so far, why now are you pulling on my dick?

I'd normally slap your face off and everyone here could watch

But I'm feeling nice, here's some advice. Listen up, biatch

If you lack the balls, you can go play dolls

Let your mommy fix you a snack

Or you could come smoke, pound some rum and coke in my Porsche with the quarterback

You just gotta prove you're not a pussy anymore

Hey, Mr. No-Name Kid, so who might you be?

Could you be seen with me and still act proud?

Hey, could you hold my hand?

And could you carry me through no man's land?

It's fine if you don't agree but I would fight for you, if you would fight for me

Well, woah, you can punch real good

You've lasted longer than I thought you would

No point planting roots, 'cause you're gone in a hurry

All I can trust is this concrete oasis.Seems every time I'm about to despair there's a 7-Eleven right there

I pray at my altar of slush

Yeah, I live for that sweet frozen rush

Happiness comes when everything numbs

Who needs cocaine?

Does your mommy know you eat all that crap?

Learned the world doesn't owe you a cent

But the sky's gonna hurt when it falls so you'd better start building some walls

Shatter your skull, fight pain with more pain

Forget who you are, unburden your load

Forget in six weeks, you'll be back on the road

When the voice in your head says you're better off dead, don't open a vein

Just freeze your brain

The demon queen of high school has decreed it: She says, Monday, 8 a.m., I will be deleted

They'll hunt me down in study hall

Stuff and mount me on the wall

Thirty hours to live – how shall I spend them?

I don't have to stay and die like cattle

I could change my name and ride up to Seattle

But I don't own a motorbike

Wait – here's an option that I like: Spend these thirty hours gettin' freaky, yeah

I'm snappin' off your window lock

Got no time to knock, I'm a dead girl walkin'

What are you doin' in my room?

See, I decided I must ride you 'til I break you

You're my last meal on death row

Shut your mouth and lose them tighty-whities

Tonight I'm yours, I'm your dead girl walkin'

Get on all fours, kiss this dead girl walkin'

Let's go, you know the drill

I'm hot and pissed and on the pill

Bow down to the will of a dead girl walkin'

You say you're numb inside, but I can't agree

They made you cry, but that will end tonight

You are the only thing that's right about this broken world

Our love is God

I was alone, I was a frozen lake

But then you melted me awake, see, now I'm crying too

How did you know that it was always a fantasy of mine to have two guys at once?

We can start and finish wars

We're what killed the dinosaurs

We're the asteroid that's overdue

The dinosaurs choked on the dust

They died because God said they must

The new world needed room for me and you

Well, I was hoping that you could rip my clothes off me, sport

Knock, knock. Sorry for coming in through the window. Dreadful etiquette, I know

Come on, get dressed, you're my date to the pep rally tonight

You chucked me out like I was trash

For that, you should be dead

Then it hit me like a flash

What if high school went away instead?

Those assholes are the key

They're keeping you away from me

They made you blind, messed up your mind

But I can set you free

You left me and I fell apart

I punched the wall and cried Bam, bam, bam

Then I found you changed my heart and set loose all that truthful shit inside

And so I built a bomb, tonight, our school is Vietnam

Let's guarantee they never see their senior prom

I was meant to be yours

We were meant to be one

Don't give up on me now

Finish what we've begun

I was meant to be yours

Your society churns out slaves and blanks, no thanks

Bring marshmallows, we'll make s'mores

We can smile and cuddle while the fire roars

I am all that you need

You carved open my heart

Can't just leave me to bleed

His solution is a lie, no one here deserves to die except for me and the monster I created

This little thing? Hardly call this a bomb. This is just to trigger the packs of thermals upstairs in the gym. Those are bombs

I wish your mom had been a little stronger

I wish she'd stayed around a little longer

I wish your dad were good

I wish grown-ups understood

I wish we'd met before they convinced you life is war

I wish you'd come with me

I wish I had more TNT

I am damaged, far too damaged

But you're not beyond repair

Stick around here, make things better

'Cause you beat me fair and square

Hope you'll miss me, wish you'd kiss me

Then you'd know I worship you