and happy lesbian visibility week to them

so we’re calling off the war. Helen has left unexpectedly and left and has left for an island called Lesbos, and she has taken Cassandra. However, she did not leave before doing irreversible damage. The other day, I asked Paris why he wasn’t fighting, and he informed me that he was pregnant. I asked him “what about menelaus” and all he said was “oh he’s pregnant too.” we do not know when Helen will return. So sorry guys.

queens :)