#lesbeans!!

Takes place after 'Stage Fright?'

Saihara has friends too guys

I kno people like to brotp iruma and ouma (same thooooo) but imagine this

Akamatsu and Iruma as the lesbian angel and devil on Saihara's shoulders

@owoanonchan

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Loud laughter filled the house.

Saihara laid on the couch as he stared up at the ceiling, his fingers intertwined with each other on top of his chest. He held a blank expression on his face as the laughter went on and on and on.

Honestly, she wasn't who he wanted to talk to. He wanted to talk to her girlfriend and his best friend but she was out at work and he really needed to talk to someone. And its not like Iruma was a bad person... she was just... incredibly vulgar.

He glanced at the blond inventor when he heard a wheeze.

"You done yet Miu," he deadpanned.

"Ahahahahah!!!!! w a it," a cough, "ok, ok," Iruma took a deep breath then sighed and gave the man a level look. "What's the problem again?"

Saihara sighed. "The problem," he stressed, "is that i shouldn't have let things escalate like that. He's my client."

Iruma stared then raised an eyebrow, the metaphorical question mark popping up over her head. "And?"

Ugh, maybe he should've just waited for Akamatsu...

"My uncle always told me to never have personal relationships with clients. It can make you vulnerable and you need to be an unmoveable object in this line of work."

Iruma snorted. "Ok, lets get one thing straight here," she said holding up a finger. "You may be the softest, most naive man I've ever met and you thinking for one second you can be as 'stick up my ass' as your uncle is the dumbest thing I've ever heard come out of your mouth"

"Thanks Miu."

"You're welcome," she replied. "Now then, I still dont see what the fuckin' problem is. Who honestly gives a fuck if your fuckin' your client? Like... it's not like its anyones business anyways? And you do like the little twink right?"

Saihara blinked twice. "Y-yeah... But I shouldn't..."

"Yeah yeah 'cause he's your client but, like.... He's still a person and you 2 apparently got it real hot for each other." Iruma snickered while Saihara blushed deeply.

"Besides! You gotta stop trying to hide in your uncle's shadow! Get the fuck out and into your own spotlight you emo bitch!"

Saihara gave Iruma an unimpressed look. "He's the one who taught me everything i know"

"So?? That don't mean you gotta follow everything he does! You're Saihara Shuichi not Saihara Tetsuo!" Iruma crossed her arms and frowned. "You need to chill out, smoke some weed or somethin'. Like, you got a whole ass twink that you actually like throwing himself at you and you're worried about the fact that you're his manager!?!"

"....I should've waited for Kaede," he groaned.

Iruma sighed then leaned forward a bit. "Alright alright, forget that for a moment. You do like him right?"

"....Yeah"

"And you had fun with him that day right?"

"It was the most exciting thing I've ever done in my life," he said truthfully then looked a little sheepish. "Dont tell Kaede i said that..."

"Oh, don't worry, she has way more excitement with me then she ever did with you too so it's a'ight."

"Thanks Miu."

Iruma grinned then winked. "But, seriously, you're stessin' yourself out over nothin'. You both like each other, you both want each other, just embrace your feeling ya dip"

That sounded awfully familiar... Before Saihara could respond, Iruma continued.

"Then grab him, bend him over, and RAIL HIS ASS TIL HE FORGETS HIS OWN NAME!!"

His face immediantly flamed up. He grabbed a pillow and held it over his own face before screaming, "MIU PLEASE!!!" tho it was slightly muffled

Miu cackled.

Bonus!!

"Don't get me wrong, his music is bangin' but I.D.K what the fuck you see in him. Then again im, like, Tenko levels of gay for my piano nerd so maybe that's why."

"M-maybe..."

"I mean, even i can tell he's a devious lil'shit i mean look at him. Bang, Bang THOT ALERT"

"Yeah. Pretty sure he was acting scared so i can let my guard down and give him the chance to seduce me."

"To be fair, if he went up to you and said 'Fuck me' you'd back peddle real quick and come up with like, 87 different excuses so good on him honestly."

"....Thanks Miu."

"You're welcome u vu"

"You 2 would get along."

"You think so emo boy?"