@leonharriis     //    it's because theyâre tired---definitely not because theyâre drunk---that kit drapes their legs over the side of the couch. or at least thatâs the story theyâre sticking with because they know that even the slightest hiccup will result in leon snatching the bottle from their grasp. plus they are not a lightweight. no way, no how.
     â itâs not that iâm judginâ them, or anythinâ. i just donât understand why. all mcdonaldâs does is add â mc â to everythinâ and suddenly itâs revolutionary. you might as well add â le â to everythinâ. the le-burger. the le-fries. the leonidas special. hang on---have you ever considered suggestinâ a pole? thatâd really bring in the customers. â

















