CHARACTER HEADCANON GENERATOR
Rules: Mark if the HC is wrong or right.
nala, leonard, butcher, klaus and xephyr.
tagged by: @rasskaz4ik for nala & leonard, and stolen for the others! tagging: @wihlted, @awkwardcourage, @garglemyballsack, @thcbvtcher / @starliqqht, @etharest && you !! tag me so i can see it.
NALA.
she is an introvert. ✘ she is awful with technology and don't know how to use a smart phone. ✘ she is constantly singing for no reason. ✘ she listens to 80s music. ✔ she is not good with social cues. ✔ explanation: she's not introverted, she's just better than all of the people around her and refuses to lower herself to interacting with them. she is a tech wiz and picked up the technology of starfleet within days despite the 300 year gap between it and what she had last utilized. she never sings; it is a waste of valuable time, air and energy and you're not worthy of hearing it. she loves classical by modern standards when she's officially enlisted in starfleet, favoring the beastie boys, queen, cyndi lauper, ac/dc and guns 'n' roses. she doesn't have time or enough care to figure out if you're sad because you're frowning or distant; tell her or fuck off.
LEONARD.
he gets ready for christmas way to early. ✘ he stole a lollipop at the checkout when he was 5 and he still feels guilty about it. ✔ he is not allowed to drink energy drinks. ✔ he likes to sing at four in the morning. his neighbors hate him. ✘ he had an emo phase. ✘ explanation: he actually doesn't celebrate christmas for a very long time because it's a sore spot after his divorce from angelina, though he will get gifts for his mama and serena, and after ellie mae is born he starts to decorate with more emphasis after lizzy comes to live with them. he didn't even realize it was stealing until he was in the truck with his dad eating it and mark asked where'd you get that champ and leonard suddenly felt so bad even though later on maggie told him that his dad actually paid for it. less that he's not allowed, he just won't because they're really bad for the health of humans and he prefers coffee anyway. even if he does sing, that early even, it's never that loud because it would be a lullaby for ellie mae or something soft for serena only for whoever it is aimed at, very quiet and private. that man has been y'all'd to death; he didn't wrassle gators for you to assume he would let his hair get in the way or his phat ass would fit in skinnies.
BUTCHER.
he shops exclusively at hot topic. ✘ he sings in the shower. ✘ he can't sit in a chair properly. ✔ he has punched a hole in the wall. ✔ if he was presented with an intergalactic portal, he would enter it without question. ✔ explanation: he looks like it, if we were talking about older hot topic but we're not; he looks like he's from the porno version of the matrix, get it right, GOD, IDIOTS!!! he dies in the shower occasionally, but he doesn't really sing often enough for it to be definitive, though he has caught himself being n*sync pilled by nelly a time or two after she was taken by vought. he manspreads, one leg up with knee towards his chest, criss cross applesauce, you name it; never correct, always radiating phat dick energy. this one's a given, on purpose and on accident and while fistfighting god (homelander) or his daughter. hell yeah he's going through that, his first wife came out of one so there's probably all kinds of cool shit in there!
KLAUS.
he has punched a hole in the wall. ✔ he killed princess diana. ✘ he likes board games, but no one else wants to play with him. ✔ he has one, very simple word that he cannot figure out how to pronounce. ✔ he got hit by a bus once. ✔ explanation: purposely and in the midst of a fight several times but it was more 'damn i need to check if this arm works and can go through brick'. baby no. it's not that no one wants to play with him, it's that he cannot bring himself to play games again because he used to play with lore every tuesday and friday all night long, and it just brings up too many painful memories and flashbacks. you leave that man and his heavy german accent alone. is this really surprising, or that he survived and just kinda got up and kept running from the dynacorp cops.
XEPHYR.
she has an intense fear of water. ✘ if she likes someone, she will give them a pretty rock. ✔ she has a sword under her bed. ✔ she desperately needs a hug but doesn't know it and refuses to ask for one. ✘ she steals other people's clothes. ✔ explanation: no that's her bestie-twin, she's not allowed cause one of them has to be brave on the island. the pretty rock is usually from one of the beaches, the forest, or just straight up gemstones she's had crafted into a piece of jewelry for them and it happens very often. she actually has four swords and about thirteen daggers / knives as well as a portal to the nether dimension she shoves her garbage into in the middle of the night when she's too tired to get up. that girl knows how to ask for any and everything she wants, what the hell do you mean; she's not shy about it at all, she'll walk up to a complete stranger and say some shit like 'i love and want your scarf tell me where you got it or i'm mugging you'. -> she steals them but 99% of the time it's more like 'i'm taking this now' and she just walks off with whatever it is; she has about thirty of moralaeth's shirts alone.
