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affirmation: i will live to see good things happen to connor andrew mcdavid

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It’s really, really aggravating seeing how horribly reductive the discussion about Gameoverse’s overt sexism is. The main problem isn’t the main character is curvy and in a bikini and to reduce it to that completely diverts any good faith discussion.
sfth obsession coming back… can’t stop quoting it-
“when the chat is away, the souris will play… jouer!! i’m learning french as i go” / “it’s skin- HUMAN SKIN”
“huh, that’s a new word i’ve learnt. sex! … fucking sex!” / “SWALLOWWWW”
“why would you bring up hands, that’s offensive” “you blew my legs off” “okay”/ “a part of you always stays on that battlefield” “yeah my FUCKING LEGS”
“i don’t hear anything” “come on now.” “cushion for the pushin” / “do you think sally’s prettier than me?” “well she’s got good cheekbones, you know how i like cheekbones” “WOW OKAY you could’ve just said no, but okay” / “the woman in our family have always had a gift” “o…kay??” / “MOTHER I DONT THINK WE’RE INSURED FOR THIS” / “OH MY MIGRAINES”
“a CONDOM de-vid. you said you left behind no evidence” / “i don’t need anymore evidence like THAT ONE IN THERE” / “OOHS YER DAD”
“mummy i had another one of my, FUTURE DR-AMES!!” / “when i have a dream and it come TRUEEE” / “me and your father are fucking” / “my body is a temple that houses the RRRRRRRAGE OF THOUSANDS” / “you think i get my football prowess from fucking my wife? i beat you seven-nil when i was NINE YEARS OLD” / “and my wife’s still aliveeeee”
“take a seat… no no, take a *seat*” / “i was raised in a nunnery, BITCH”
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I just realised why I like the funnybunny ship so much. For some reason, they really remind me of JackieStan?? I can't quite put my finger on why, but I just want to keep seeing those guys in love ;-; ❤️
(2nd request) I love all the fics where we cook or bake somerhing for the twins but what if we cooked together? Three idiots fighting over the ingredients, the whole kitchen is a mess and at the end we all have to taste and rate what the other has cooked. It's so chaotic and we end up eating what we (reader) made because they can't cook to save their life. Again, sorry if this is too much, I've read your last update post and I understand if you don't want to write these. Mwah💺 anon
hii angel!! I made into hc’s like said in another message. thank you for requesting, hope you like it💌
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three idiots in the kitchen
tangerine x reader x lemon (platonic)
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okay so first, cooking is a kind of hazardous experience !!

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Saw Across the Spider Verse today
A lot of people want Zuckerberg and Bezos and Elon to go on the next Oceangate trip but you should know they wouldn’t pay $250,000, they’d pay *more* cause they’re that level of rich. At least one of these dudes wanted to be shot into space and spent millions of dollars so it’d be no big deal. I feel like they’d each pay more and more to one up each other
It’s 1 am...
and I can’t stop thinking about that scene in the KP Movie where Drakken yells at Shego
But then she reacts with
The power shift is soo strong my god. You can feel Shego’s BDE like...
This is the stance of a man who is regularly getting pegged on Thursday nights by his goth gf with a glow in the dark strap.
Convince me otherwise