#legtat

https://princeescaluswords.tumblr.com/post/622095922388680704/i-just-want-say-that-dylan-saying-tyler-as-scott

Highlights include Prince not understanding what narration is: 

Scott was never a narrator.  Narrators speak directly to the audience, and even his voice-over work in The Wolves of War was a speech directed at a particular character, Alec, and only indirectly at the audience.  

Lol, nope. 

Narrators don’t always speak directly to the audience. 

Who’s the narrator in the Rime of the Ancient Mariner? Is it the Ancient Mariner? I mean, he’s telling the story, but he’s not telling it to us, the audience. And yet he’s still narrating it... Crazy. Just like Scott’s narrating his own history to Alec. 

Now, whether you take that to mean he’s narrating the entire series is up to you, but your decision of whether or not he is comes down to personal interpretation, and not your definition of what a narrator is, Prince. Because it’s pretty damn clear that you don’t actually know what a narrator is. A narrator doesn’t need to break the fourth wall in order to be a narrator. 

How can someone who works in a library have such a terrible grasp on literary concepts and definitions? 

“Words have definitions, which tell us what they mean” says the guy who kept calling Scott the “eponymous” character until it was pointed out, multiple times, that’s not actually what that means. 

And bonus points to Legtat, who went off on a tangent about Scott being the PROTAGONIST, as though he can’t be both the narrator and the protagonist. 

LOL! Why still so bitter & obsessed, poseyslegtattoo? 

DW: I think he must have meant “Dylan O’Brien is playing gay with a huge age gap in a series written and directed by Peabody, Emmy, Critics Choice and Oscar winning director and writer Jordan Peele”, right? 

Also starring Ed O’Neill,  Michael Cera, LeVar Burton, Laverne Cox, Rosario Dawson, Yvette Nicole Brown, Sara Gilbert, Awkwafina, Mark Hamill and more.

I mean, clearly all those people are total duds, right? 

I’m wondering what the “yikes” is actually about. 

The age gap thing? Yes, because how terrible to show a different sort of relationship on television. 

The comedy thing? You’re right, because nobody has ever used comedy as social commentary before. Gosh, I wonder if it will take off. 

Or is it the playing gay thing? Because DOB has played gay before. And, unlike some other actors we could mention, he’s never felt the need to announce repeatedly on social media and in interviews that he is, in fact, straight. Or that he’s bi–but only if bi means liking girls and girls. Or, you know, that he’s a lamp. So he’s got that going for him at least. 

Awwww PEW laughing at his own racism and hypocrisy. How cute!

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