#lefthanded-sans

I’m starting up streaming again! Woohoo! It’s been a long time since I’ve streamed, and I still don’t have the perfect equipment, but I’m getting back into the Twitch scene by replaying the Deponia trilogy. (I’m planning on writing a fix-it fanfic off the series for NaNo, so this is a great way for me to solidify my knowledge of story material!)

Made by the visual arts savvy German video game developer Daedalic Entertainment, Deponia is a point-and-click adventure series involving off-kilter crude humor and a Chaotic Neutral asshat protagonist, Rufus. Rufus lives on a barely-inhabitable junk heap planet called Deponia, but has been spending all his life and energy trying to leave this planet for the paradise space station Elysium. His over-the-top wacky plans, however, have never worked, and he’s been nothing more than a delinquent, egotistic, good-for-nothing nuisance back home. When he manages to meet an Elysian woman named Goal (yes, that’s her name), Rufus begins to learn more about the history of Deponia, the truth behind Elysium, and a conspiracy that could put every member of his home planet at risk. As you might imagine, it’s up to us - playing Rufus - to try to save Deponia, and Elysium, and himself, and Goal.

So! If happen to actually know the game or studio? Or, not familiar with Daedalic Entertainment? Or just want to hang out with me and have a chill time? Please feel free to hop by!

You can find my twitch at: https://www.twitch.tv/king_haddock

Want to watch terrible knockoffs that blatantly rip off beloved DreamWorks films like Kung Fu Panda, How to Train Your Dragon, and even Bee Movie? Well, this weekend, I will be streaming some of these horrendous animations. If you want to suffer with others, have a bizarre curiosity for the horrible, or just want to hang out with other cool animation folks in the chat, I hope you can join me Sunday, May 28, starting at 6 PM MST. We’ll watch as long as people are willing to go.

What: Watch bad knockoff animated movies from second-rate companies. Where: On my twitch profile. Please note you will have to create a twitch profile and log in to be able to write in the chat. When: Sunday May 28 starting at 6 PM MST.

Want to see what movies we could be viewing? I will let people vote when the day comes, but to help your excitement, you could have the pleasure of watching things like...

Legend of Kung Fu Rabbit

Complete with the voice acting talents of Jon Heder (Napoleon Dynamite) for the English dubbed version, this is a blatant ripoff of Kung Fu Panda about an everyday, food-loving rabbit who learns kung fu.

How to Train a Dragon Warrior

This Thai production clearly has characters that look like Hiccup, Fishlegs, and Toothless... as if the title of the film doesn’t give away that this is blatant inspiration off of How to Train Your Dragon.

Bug Bites: An Ant’s Life

This short film capitalized upon the releases of Antz and A Bug’s Life. Be prepared for bad animation on this one - this screencap is one of the prettiest parts of the film I could find! Actually, just be prepared for bad everything.

Moses: Egypt’s Great Prince

Complete. with. a. song. where. the. chorus. has. Moses. singing. “I’m a prince of Egypt!” 

The Little Panda Fighter

The animation of this movie reminds me of Five Nights at Freddy’s and will probably give you more nightmares than all of the games combined. There are five Kung Fu Panda ripoffs I have found. This one is the most... memorable.

Plan Bee

Somehow I ran into two Bee Movie mockbusters. To think that the original DreamWorks production wasn’t bizarre enough!

Aaaaaand even more!

I EVEN HAVE A ** L I N K ** ON THE SIDE OF MY MAIN KINGOFTHEWILDERWEST PAGE LABELED “VIDEO GAME BLOG” BUT I FEEL LIKE NO ONE KNOWS IT EXISTS OR NOTICES THE LINK BECAUSE WHO ACTUALLY PAYS ATTENTION TO THOSE THINGS BWAHAHAHAHAHAH XD ;) ;) ;)

BUT YES I HAVE PLAYED THE GAME AND I AM SO HAPPY. SO FEEL FREE TO ENDLESS TALK TO ME ON THAT BLOG ABOUT UNDERTALE AND DELTARUNE.