ITS HARASSMENT, PLEASE STOP
Context: the reader is Hanaâs neighbor whoâs a Seer. Why are they at Hanaâs apartment? Idk maybe to babysit Yuru while sheâs busy being the Gravedigger while Ryuu gambles đđđ anyways pls comment 𼚠I like interactions in fandoms and when I donât get much I typically delete the fic đ
warnings: GN reader. Reader being weird. Lwk a crack-fic LMFAO
word count: 3.2k
The taller woman only stares at you with her usual impassiveness at your request. There isnât a ripple of shock pulling down her lips nor a twitch of her brow to react to its absurdity.Â
âPleaseâŚ?â Your voice drones out in a pitch you can only hope is endearing enough and not the shrill of a yearning loser. You nearly give the Daemon puppy eyes as your hands clasp together, desperation displayed in your demeanor and whining voice.Â
Her depths remain stillâher usual silent observation. The long-haired woman hasnât moved a muscle; her position is her typical crossed-armed and formidable posture.Â
The only response that answers your greedy request is your own reflection nearly pouting in her dark eyes.
Right stares at you with a confused expression as his fingers scratch at the tuft of hair at the end of his chin, thin pupils curiously darting between your subdued expression and begging hands. Your desperation has effectively halted the conversation and made the air feel unusual âperhaps even a bit foolish, maybe even absurd.
You quickly step closer to her seated form and stare into her eyes with an even bigger attempt at being the least bit persuasive; the charm of being adorable enough to not be denied. Who could refuse the physical platitude of the age-old puppy eyes and a bit of whining?
âI refuse.â
Well, she can.
You dejectedly drop to your knees, whining loudly, causing Right and Leftâs heads to lower in sync to watch the dramatic display. The loud thud, abrupt and childish, causes a brief pain to simmer in your knees from the harsh contact, but it doesnât outweigh the disappointment at being rejected by the Daemon youâve been pining for.
The dark-eyed woman merely stares at you blankly.
âDo not forget; my appearance may be similar to a humanâs, but I donât possess desires complementary to those of one.â
You huff as you cross your arms, sulking on the floor. ââŚthat doesnât hold water at all. You and Right are basically adrenaline junkies.âÂ
Immediately, the words are met with a quirked brow from both Daemons.
Right squints his eyes at hearing the new word added to his increasing vocabularyâthanks to the modern worldâs discoveries. The Daemon rubs his scruff. âUh-dren all inâŚ?â
âJunk-keys?â Left finishes, just as confused as her counterpart.
You huff as you slowly stand up. âIt means youâre both always chasing a thrill. Namely, being battle-hungry is one of them.â
Left blinks, now understanding your verbiage. She nods, a sparkle of recognition and appreciation nearly shining in her eyes. âThe modern vernacular of desiring a good battle.â Voice cognizant and absolute, the usual tone her or Right uses after understanding a new bit of information.
Right perks up with a smile, dark eyes shining as his volume increases enthusiastically. âThen we are well Junkies of adrenaline!â
You stare at the both of them unamused.
âItâs not a compliment.â
Right falters while his counterpart only retains her habitual expression. The hulking male nearly deflates as his sharp grin disappears. âAh⌠understood.âÂ
You shake your head dismissively and immediately abandon the change in topic, going back to your previous, needy behavior. You quickly clasp your hands again, pleadingly, while your eyes shine.Â
âOnce again, Leftyââ
âThere is no need for a title change.â She interjects.
Your body becomes heavy at the implicit rejection, so quick to dispel any familiarity of closeness, and you groan loudly once more as you collapse into her bigger form. Your arms wrap around her neck as you nearly become a dead weight while writhing out of frustration.
One of her arms unfolds and wraps securely around the small of your back, the cool skin keeping you upright to prevent clumsiness from befalling your erratic behavior.
âJust one!â
âI refuse.â
You actually become dead weight at the rejection, and she smoothly keeps you from hitting the ground by wrapping a thick arm around your waist. Right watches the display with amusement as he places his hands on his thighs, leaning forward with interest as he guffaws.Â
His boisterous laughter echoes in the little living room, hearty enough to rattle the dishes still in the sink. âThis is the first time Iâve seen a human so eager for a Deamonâs intimacy!â
âWhy dâyou wanna kiss her so bad anyways?â Yuru appears from his room, sliding open the door with a confused expression.
You look up at the younger male, his upside-down form being within your hanging sight, while groaning in frustration. âI just want to! Sheâs pretty and very nice!â
The blond boy steps closer to you with a frown and raises a hand to his chin in thought, appearing to recall an important detail. âThis harassment for intimacy⌠I think it falls under a lawâwait.â
Thereâs a moment of silence as he remembers the laws of the new world.
You quirk a brow while staring at the underside of his chin, still being held up by Left. Yuru finally perks up with a satisfied noise, his eyes shining as he remembers exactly what law your actions fall under.
ââSexual harassmentâ! Thatâs it!â He beams.
Your eyes bulge out of your skull, and you instantly find the energy to spring back onto your feet while still holding onto Left. âIâm not sexually harassing her!â You argue, offended.
He rubs the back of his neck, confusedâhe almost appears like a dejected puppy being told itâs wrong. âIsnât kissing without someone saying you can under that law, or like, part of it?â
You pull away from the Daemon and rub the back of your neck. The kid has you there. It seems Ken has been teaching him more about the modern world, if he hasnât been using the handle portable dictionary in the meantime.
âUhâŚÂ yeah,â you admit, embarrassed at having been indirectly lectured about the law by a child.
He points at you, eyes sparkling with contentment at his accuracy and remembering the teachings of the new world.
âSo you were sexually harassing her.â
âStop saying that.â You deadpan.
âBut the law saysââ
âYes, I know! Stop calling me that!â You huff as you feel the stares of his Daemons bleeding into the back of your head.
You look back at Left with a hopeful expression as you clasp your hands again. A new approach to intimacy brews on your tongue. ââŚHow about a hug?â
Right perks up with a boisterous laugh and raises his thick arms excitedly, always the one to be giving with affection. âAye, this one can provide that for you!â Left, however, still doesnât budgeâher crossed arms are not only a shield but an indirect way to vocalize her dismissal. Sitting still like her stone totem form, she remains unyielding and statuesque.
You slump dejectedly.
And Yuru stares at you curiously as you trudge towards Right and pitifully throw yourself in his arms, using the huge Daemon as a pillar of comfort for your rejection.Â
The coolness of Rightâs sturdy skin envelops you while his hands delicately bompf on both the top of your head and your back. The hulking giantâs palm easily covers your entire head, and his cool, thick fingers act as a balm to the embarrassment heating your yearning bodyâneedy like a neglected pet.
Right guffaws again, amused and bright, as he says your name. His sharp smile nearly touches ear to ear while Left watches impassively. âThere, there! This should replace the hole Left doesnât want to fill, no?â
âThey are fine. They are just dramatizing their need for intimacy,â the two-toned woman mentions. Her eyes remain blank as she stares at your dejected form in the consoling arms of her counterpart.
Yuru places his hand on his hip in thought. âI guess itâs obvious you guys donât really need physical affection and stuff if you donât need food or water.â He shrugs, âNot that something like that is necessary anyway.â
âCorrect,â the expressionless Daemon replies while staring at you as you eventually cling to Right in search of true, reciprocal affection. She blinks at the display while Right only grins, happy to have a human who doesnât faint at the mere sight of him. Itâs been even longer since a human willingly hugged him like this as wellâitâs almost endearing to the pair.
Standing, your arms cling to his neck as you double over, cheek pressing into his shoulder as you heavily lean on his seated form.
âThis is all I can getâŚâ is muttered by your disappointed self. So wounded and downcast as if youâve been neglected and unfairly discarded.Â
Yuru interrupts your moping with words of genuine advice, as if they can inspire you to be better than what you are now: a loser who's desperate for a peck from one beautiful Daemonâhis Daemon, no less. Almost shameful of you.Â
âWell, I donât think you should be sexually harassing peopleââ Yuruâs feet slide along the floorboards back to his room as he remains unfazed by the theatrical display. He speaks earnestly, yet is immediately cut off by a monotone voice.
âChild.
He blinks, stopping at the sliding door. ââŚyes?â
âStop calling me that.â
You continue clinging onto the red-haired Daemon while Yuru sets up his supplies to begin constructing more arrows.
Shenanigans long concluded, you eventually end up sitting on Rightâs lap while distractedly on your phone for more engaging entertainment. Yuru, diligent as always, sets up his small station and begins sanding arrowheads. Left silently watches the blondâs concentrated movement with her arms crossed, staying the pillar of unchanging stoicism.
Right's hand props up his chin as he watches with similar intensity, quietly observing Yuruâs skill.
Meanwhile, you eventually click the sleek device off and lean off his lap a little to near Left. The air only subtly displaces when you urge yourself to be near her presence more, an attentive shine in your eyes. Though she easily senses your growing energy without needing to lift her headâwhether it be your reignited spark of neediness or just a magnetic pull you canât reframe from.
âI advise you not to proceed with your attempt.â She smoothly announces, effectively dispelling any implicit notion of you starting your dramatic display of want again. Yuru doesnât even bother lifting his head as you huff in disappointment.
âI wasnât going to do anythingâŚâ You purse your lips, huffing, as you slump back in Rightâs cool chest. His eyes briefly flicker down to you, and the other half canât hide the growing amusement pulling at his lips.
The woman turns her head to you. Her eyes, so cat-like and deadpan, can only stare at you until you feel the unimpressed silence become vocal enough to ask, ââAre you seriousâ?â
You practically were on the verge of plopping yourself into her lap. Your little dismissal certainly wasnât following anyone.
Innocently, you stare up at her with guiltless eyes, acting as if youâre not vibrating with an itch to be near her. Surprisingly, youâre met with her palm plopping atop your head, cool and fingers more lithe yet just as strong as Rightâs.
The long-haired woman entertains you this once as she closes her eyes and pats the top of your head. ââTis all I can provide. Daemons, specifically I, are not as affectionate as humans.â
âNo, I believe Sayuu-sama is affectionate. Right is literally letting me sit on his lap.â
Right smiles at hearing his name, then plops his chin atop your head with a grin, careful of settling too much weight atop you. âDo not dwell on Leftâs lack of reciprocation! âTis merely my other halfâs nature.â
You end up pouting at their words and bite back a laugh when you feel Rightâs thick finger playfully press against your puffed cheek. Between his affectionate prodding and Left finally acknowledging you, you feel entirely overwhelmed by two hulking figuresâa good kind, as if youâre acknowledged by two lions.
âIâm curious as to why you keep asking to kiss Left.â Yuru perks up in the conversation, multitasking as his scarlet eyes linger on his moving fingers and the whetstone.
Left retracts her hand from atop your head while Right continues poking at your cheek, clearly attempting to remove the frustration on your face.Â
âI'm curious as well.â She adds, vacantly staring at the growing playful banter between you and her counterpart. You lie your cheek on Rightâs palm, eventually accepting his affection, as you stare up at her with a hum.
âI just like you.â Shamelessly, you admit.
âNot wise to have romantic feelings toward a Daemon.â She advises. Her voice may be levelheaded, but there is genuine care in her enlightenment.Â
You prop your chin on Rightâs palm as you stare up at her. âYou can kiss someone without liking themâŚâ
âYet your desire for a higher level of intimacy is very strong!â Right includes, hulking body shaking from the chuckles ringing from his throat. Left nods in agreement, and you huff loudly at having your desire displayed loudlyânot like you were attempting to hide the longing anyhow.
Yuru doesnât bother interrupting the conversation with his two cents, although completely precise, about your constant harassment for undeserved affection. His fingers deftly flip the side of another arrowhead to be sharpened while you lift your finger to poke at Leftâs arm. Your needy, neglected puppy behavior clearly doesnât faze her as sheâs dealt with worse and even more potent distractionsâadvantages of being an immortal being.
âLefty,â you whine.
She doesnât cast her eyes to you. âThere is no need toââ
âI wanna call you that because itâs cute like you.â A compliment you boldly insert into the pointless conversation.
Will it work? You geek internally, scratching at the walls in desperation just for an inch of reciprocated attention.
Left only closes her eyes while Right snorts.
âHuman endearments donât apply to me.âÂ
You deflate in Rightâs lap. Your body turns into a soulless husk dramatically as you become liquid and malleableâjust an overall pathetic sight at having been denied once more. âI spit the worst gameâŚâ You mutter, slumping against the crimson-haired Daemonâs pecs.
All three of them pause at your extremely unfamiliar vernacular.Â
Bewildered, Yuru finally lifts his head to acknowledge youâyour amalgamation of words is outlandish enough to attract his curiosity. âSpitâŚÂ how do youâŚâ He pauses, practically short-circuiting at attempting to understand the context and literalness of your words. His hulking Daemons, too, are trying to understand the sentence your lips construed.
Yet a pair literally from the Edo period, who have no understanding of a plumbing system, have as much attempt at understanding your words as the average person comprehending the concept of the fourth dimensionâfruitless.Â
And youâre probably shooting your shot from a tesseract with how the ball bounces around and then disappears into nothingness, lost to the world with no means of reaching civilization. Letâs be honest: no oneâs gonna be interested in someone who pathetically yearns like a neglected puppy openly.
âIgnore thatâŚâ You wave a hand to physically disperse the confusion swirling around. You then stand from Rightâs lap with a sigh, feigning exhaustion at your constant rejection and now being met with the woes of people eras behind in vernacular.
On your feet, you merely walk around the three towards the kitchen with shoulders slouched.
But the ball you threw circled the rim and managed to fall through the net seamlessly.
You quickly divert your steps towards Left, whipping around with an evil glint in your eyes.
Your lips quickly press against the confused womanâs cheek, so smooth and cool, as you use the previous wordâs stunning effect to cop your win. Left only blinks and lessens her crossed arms while Right grins at the sightâyou managed to flounder and kiss his stoic counterpart in one go! Very unpredictable!Â
Before you can amble towards Hanaâs kitchen with a successful bounce in your step, youâre met with a solid stick being swiftly thrown at the back of your head. Loudly, you yelp and lurch forward while nursing the clocked area. You look over your shoulder, wide-eyed, and Left and Right already stare at Yuru with blinking eyes, stunned.
He points at you, eyes narrowed. âPeople who are indecent ought to be beheaded.â
âIt was only a kiss!â You argue. âOn the cheek too!â
âItâs still sexual harassment towards my Daemons.â
Left, meanwhile, brushes her fingers across the kissed area wordlessly. As you uttered, the sensation was just a brief peck on the side of her face; it was barely enough to warrant a reaction. Yet, as Right easily detects too, she finds the trivial action to be the smallest bit endearing.
You huff and go back towards your mission of raiding Hanaâs cupboard.
âŚ
âThanks for watching over him.âÂ
Ryu smiles down at you with flowers nearly dancing around his head as you both stand at the genkan. Bags of whatever he managed to scrounge from gambling sit at his feet while you slip on your shoes.Â
You place your hands on your hips, then shrug. âDonât sweat it. He was nearly lecturing me the entire time.â
He blinks, confused. âLecturing?â
âI kept asking to kiss Lady Left's cheek, and he called me a sexual harasser.â
Ryu immediately looks at you with a deadpan smile. Perhaps having the neighbor watch over his kid wasnât a good idea after all.
âMaybe you shouldnât watch after my kids anymoreâŚâ He trails off.
You promptly huff and rub the back of your neck, the creeping embarrassment of being scolded rising again. âI just wanted one small kiss!â
âDaemons have the right to autonomy too, you knowâŚâ The taller man adds, mentally calculating the negative impact youâd possibly have on his child.
âAgreed.â Another voice joins the fray.
You both look up, and Left is standing behind Ryuu with her arms crossed. Without a sound, she appears in the conversation and shadows his figure silently as you approach the front door.Â
You smile up at her innocently, as if you didnât sneak a kiss on her cheek an hour ago, and wave farewell at her. âIâll be taking my leave now,â you coo in a singsong voice.
She stares down at you for a moment, then side-steps Ryuu, who has no choice but to press against the wall uncomfortably to give her more room. Her face then gradually leans down to yours, and her crimson bangs envelop your sight, blocking your vision from all sides. She has you trapped.
Quickly, your heart starts racing as you smile sheepishly at her. Is she going to scold you for that kiss? The deadpan eyes are doing a great job at making you feel targeted.
But then a cool pressure presses against your cheek; Left kisses your cheek.
Both you and the Tadera are astounded at the abrupt affection while she pulls back with the same calmness she appeared with it.
âYou pulled your attack when I was distracted, so I thought of doing the same.âÂ
You break from the spell and quickly place your hands on her arms, standing on your toes eagerly for another kiss. Ryuu, meanwhile, stares at the sight with his jaw dropped. Are his eyes defying himâdid a great legend seriously kiss his next-door neighbor?
âLet me kiss you again!â You beam.
She merely uncrosses her arms and softens her brows at the guileless sight. Her large palms steady your eager figure.Â
âI believe you have been spoiled enough.â
âAw, okayâŚâ












