HAPPY BIRTHDAY GEORGE. I still haven't watched but I'm SO affectionate about the witcher and it's 90% cause of you. how's about.... a 70 word fic, dealers choice
“This is bad.”
“Very bad.”
Jaskier considers the kitten curling itself around Geralt's legs.
“I thought cats hated witchers.”
“I thought so too. Not this one, apparently.”
“Can't you... shoo it away?”
“I've tried.”
“Oh.”
A long silence.
“I guess you're stuck playing mama cat then.”
“I'm no parent, Jaskier.”
“Ehh, you'll manage.”
Geralt tentatively strokes the kitten's head with one finger. It purrs warmly.
“See? It likes you already.”


















