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This isn't in the script!
Summary: Scott finds out that Wallace is playing the part of Wallace in the movie 'Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life' and takes some payback for Wallace working with one of Ramona's evil exes.
Author note: I've only watched 'Scott Pilgrim Takes Off' on Netflix, so if anything isn't accurate to the other versions, sorry!
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Young Neil had brought Scott and Ramona to the set of the 'Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life' movie, where he worked.
It was just to show them around, as it was mainly based on Scott in the first place, and Ramona worked as the stunt double for the girl playing Ramona—Envy Adams.
Young Neil had to be there on set as they filmed since he "wrote" the script, and Ramona was currently getting changed into her outfit and harnesses for a stunt, which left Scott on his own.
Scott was wandering around trying to find anything to do with the few of Ramona's exes working on set, but instead heard a familiar voice coming from one of the rooms.
Scott was pretty mad that his friend was working on the set around the exes and Ramona, even though Wallace was gay. Scott just didn’t trust his sarcastic roommate either way.
Due to the anger, Scott didn't knock and burst through the door with a thud as Wallace hung up on whoever he was talking to. Scott yelled in a slightly angry and mostly anxious or desperate tone.
"Uh, yeah? You didn't know?"
Scott sighed and closed the door behind him, walking further into the room to face his friend and roommate.
"Of course I didn't know! You never told me. You know that the exes I'm trying to fight are here too, right?"
"Yeah, they pay me well. I'm apparently an amazing actor."
Scott was pretty much calmed down from the discovery now that he's gotten over the shock, but he was still pretty pissed. Why would he let his roommate get away with this, after all?
"At least let me see the script..."
Wallace rolled his eyes and passed Scott the script, nudging the blonde-ish man in the ribs as he did, making Scott glare at him even more.
Scott flicked through the script as Wallace peered over his shoulder as if he'd never seen it before, a hand on Scott's side, making him glare again.
"Would you stop that and let me read?"
"Fine, if you don't want me to read this script, I might as well improvise."
Scott tossed the script on the table and spun around, latching his hands onto the gay man's sides through his jumper and squeezing.
"The fuhuhuck, Scott?! This ihisn't in the scrihipt!"
"We're improvising now, remember?"
Scott started squeezing up and down, somehow making progress despite the fact that Wallace was wearing layers. Wallace wasn't much of a loud laugher, but he definitely laughed as he stumbled backwards into the chair at his vanity table.
"Well fuhuck that! Stohohop!"
"Not until you say you're sorry for not telling me about this."
"Ehehew, that's straight."
Wallace quickly changed his mind when Scott shoved his hands into his underarms and started scribbling through his sweater, making the man laugh louder.
"FIHIHINE, I'm sohohorry!"
Scott let up with a last couple pokes to the ribs before letting the man catch his breath, walking towards the door. Scott wanted to be able to meet back up with Ramona after her stunt, after all.
"You're lucky I have places to be. Don't expect me to fill the coffee pot after this."
Scott then walked out as Wallace glared into the back of his head while catching his breath, mouthing the words 'fuck you' after the door closed.
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Yet another author note: I liked writing this, although I'm not very confident with writing for this fandom. It kind of turned out as more of a ficlet, but I still think it's good!