#lee!eggman

Creator's note: Hello everyone! I'm new to this so PLEASE understand that the way I type isn't very good. But I thought about this after watching the Bowser vs Eggman death battle. Since they're canonically besties, I thought that Bowser would have fun absolutely destroying poor Ivo... with tickles!😈 Enjoy!

Lee:Eggman

Ler:Bowser

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Just another day at the Olympics.

Except, when you're Bowser and Eggman, you try and find ways to cheat to win.

One problem.

Since Bowser can punch an entire castle out of orbit, he didn't need to cheat at all. He's able to throw a spear or disc farther than pretty much everyone! He could even swim like a shark!

When Eggman noticed how well he was doing, he felt somewhat envious towards Bowser. He wasn't as physically strong as Bowser, sure, but he felt as though he was the weakest one in the entire Olympics. He wasn't a mythical creature or even a machine. He was human.

'I should AT LEAST be better than Mario,' he thought. 'But NO... I'm still weak compared to him, and his brother.'

He was SO jealous, in fact, that he even tried to cheat against Bowser. He did everything he could think of to be better than the King of Koopas... but no matter how hard he tried... he couldn't compete with him.

After the Olympics were over for the day, Bowser went to look for Eggman so they could take in the views around them, only to find that he wasn't anywhere to be found. "Weird," he said to himself. "Maybe he's at Nega's lab?"

Nega left and went back to his timeline, so he knew Eggman would be alone.

And alone he was, being the loner he always is.

"Heya, nerd, whatcha up to, hm?"

"I'm not talking to you right now."

"Aww, is someone mad that I didn't let them beat me?~"

"Go away..."

"Just admit that I'm better."

"No."

"No? Is that your final answer?

"Shut up, you idio-!"

Eggman was cut off by Bowser grabbing his arms with one hand and pinning him down on the floor facing up.

"Hey! What's the meaning of this!"

"Admit that I'm better, and I'll set you free."

"And what if I refuse."

Bowser wiggled the fingers of his free hand in the air while saying, "then that would be the biggest mistake of your life."

Eggman's eyes widened after realizing he was about to be tickled.

Just as he was about to protest, Bowser gently wiggled his claws into Eggman's tummy, earning a surprised yelp and a few soft giggles from the mad doctor.

"AH! H-Hehehehehey! St-Stohohohohohop ihit!"

"Sure, ONLY if you admit that I'm better than you."

"N-Nehehehehehehever!"

"Your funeral, buddy."

Bowser then gently sat on Eggman's legs so he could tickle him with both hands. Then he proceeded to tickle his armpits. Earning yet another yelp from Ivo.

"AHA! S-Stahahahahahahap! PleHEhehehehease!"

Since Bowser was stronger, he could tickle him without holding up his arms, and Eggman hated it.

Eggman was close to breaking, but was too stubborn to stop what was coming.

"Y'know, I have have feeling there's at least ONE spot I haven't tried out yet, but..." He starts drumming his fingers around Eggman's belly button. "I don't know what..."

*Oh God he knows!* Eggman thought.

"Or do I.~"

Shit.

Bowser unbuttoned his outfit and revealed Eggman's tummy. Still trying to push the big muscular beast off of him, Eggman tried everything he could to escape. But fate has other plans for him.

"If ya wanna stop this, nerd, all ya gots-ta-do is admit that I'm better than you.~"

Now here's the weird thing about Robotnik here. Part of him WANTS to escape, but the other part of him is enjoying this and is curious about how Bowser would hold him down without hurting him.

So, like the piece-a-crap that he is, he grins and says:

"DO. YOUR. WORST."

And with that, Bowser then inhaled as much air as possible, then-

PPPHHBBBBBBBTTTT!

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAIHIHIHIHIT! NAHAHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHOO! STAHAHAHAHAP!"

Eggman flailed around like a rag doll. For some reason, he wasn't prepared enough for these raspberries. Bowser used his inhale ability, which lets him breathe as much air in as a hot air balloon. Each raspberry lasted an entire minute!

"LEHEHEHEHEHEHEHET MEEEHEHEHEEEEHEHE GOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO! I CAHAHAHAHAHAHAN'T TAHAHAHAKE IHIHIT AHAHAHAHNYMOHOHOHOOOORE!!! P-PLEHEHAHAHAHAHAHASE!!!! STHAHAHAHAHAHAHAP!!!"

Bowser stopped to talk.

"Do you finally admit that I'm better than you?~"

Then purposely blew another raspberry to make him laugh out a response.

"YEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAS! YOHOHOU AHARE BEHEHEHEHEHEHETTEHEHEHER!!! IHI'M BEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHGING YOHOHOHOHOU!!! STHAHAHAHAP THIHIS MAHAHAHAHAHADNEHEHES!!! HAHAHAHA!

Bowser gave him one last raspberry for his mean, stupid stunts he pulled on him earlier, then released his victim.

Eggman gasped for air, winded from the ticklish torment, body still tingling.

"Heheh.... h-hohoho.... h-how ahare you....... so damn good....... at t-tickling?"

"I have a lot of kids, remember? They're always asking for it."

"Makes.... sense... hoomph..."

Bowser chuckled at Eggman's tired state before a yawn escaped him.

"Welp, I'm beat, wanna go home?"

Eggman glared at him. "YOU'RE BEAT!? WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU ON ABOUT!?"

"Hmm?"

"YOU BIG OAF, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TICKLED ME, YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY BE-!"

"Wanna finish that sentence...?"

Bowser glared at him, wiggling his fingers at Eggman, who then tensed up and started fumbling with his words.

"U-Um, y-y'know what? Y-You're right! Let's g-go home, okay? J-Just please don't, t-tickle me again!"

"Good, now let's have a feast back at my place then we'll rest for tomorrow's events!"

"Yes, let's."

Then they left the lab and pretended none of that ever happened!

But what they didn't realize was that Orbot and Cubot were recording ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING!🤭

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I thought of this idea close to midnight... Might not finish this until tomorrow, but who cares...

I see some people do this challenge and thought that Eggman should give it a go (probably won't last long).

If ya hadn't guessed yet, it's a tickle fic.

Lee: Eggman

Ler: Bowser (Jr) and the Koopalings.

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There was a moment in time where Bowser and Doctor Eggman had taken over a spaceship and had the place all to themselves. To pass the time, they caused destruction on both the Mushroom Kingdom and Mobias wherever they went.

Eventually, they got tired, so they rested up and repeat their routine.

That ended up getting pretty boring though and they eventually sat in the lounge so chill and talk about how their days were going.

They played some board game and charades... but what was best was when they played...

"Truth or Dare...?" Asked Eggman.

"Yep," Bowser said, nodding his head.

"Why?"

"Why not?"

"Well... ok, alright, fine... let's get this over with."

They played a few rounds and after a while... THAT question came up.

"Hey, Eggman?"

"Yes, Bowser?"

"You ticklish?"

The question seemed to startle Ivo. He didn't expect him to ask that out of nowhere.

Bowser noticed his reaction and said, "So you are, huh...?"

"I never-! sighs... Fine... Yes, I am."

"K... Imma have the kiddos come in here."

"Hell no!"

"That wasn't a question."

"Ok, ok, jeez..."

After a few more rounds with the Koopalings now involved, Bowser decided now was the best time to strike.

"Truth or Dare, Eggman?"

"Hm... y'know what...? I'm feeling pretty confident... so DARE!"

Too easy, Bowser thought.

"I dare you to hold in your laughter for 2 minutes straight without laughing while we tickle you!"

Eggman's face went pale... so pale that he looked undead.

"N-NO!!! THAT'S NOT FAIR!!! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!"

"Aw! Come on, Eggman! We won't attack all at once," said Jr.

The other Koopalings agreed.

"We'll start nice and slow, ok...?"

They knew he wouldn't back down from a challenge, especially since he didn't like being seen as weak... so maybe he can let himself go for now.

"Ok... but be gentle with those claws of yours... Them, too."

"We got it."

"Ok then... do it."

Bowser grabbed him and tied his hands behind his back, all while he promises to TRY not to torture him.

"Ok, kids... remember your training!"

They stuffed their hands under his shirt and began the tickling torment.

Eggman yelped from surprise, but held in the laughter.

"S-Slow... d-down...!" Eggman yelled.

"Nah," said Roy.

Eggman took slow, labored breaths hoping it would help even just a little bit, but it became breathless and fast paced after only 1 minute went by.

Bowser got bored though. He began teasing him, hoping he would fail sooner. "Say, Ivo... Your face is heating up... you look kinda like a tomato...~"

"Wh-WhAT are y-you... D-DOING!?"

"Teasing you... Is it working, ya big baby?~"

"SHHHH... UUUUUTTTT... UUUPPPPPPPP!"

"No... I don't think I will."

Eggman's face was literally as red as a tomato right now. He squirmed violently. With all the teasing going on combined with tiny hands and claws on his stomach? Eggman couldn't take it anymore.

He finally burst into tears.

"AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! EHHEEE GIIIHIHIHIVE!! STAHAHAHAHAHAHAP!!!"

"Ok, kids, stop... he failed."

"Aw man!" The Koopalings whined.

They gave him a break to try and regain the air in his lungs before speaking to him.

"How'd I do...?" Eggman asked, curious as to how long he lasted.

"1 minute and 45 seconds... that's pretty good, even for you," Bowser said.

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"Don't play dumb, I know EXACTLY how sensitive you are... they just don't know how to insta-kill ya like I do.~" Bowser teased him bad there. Hopefully he never tells them... He probably will... Who am I kidding? Of course he will.

"Shut up... let's just... get back to the gaming."

"K."

They played all games until they had to go and battle the heroes (they lost), going home afterwards.

The future holds more fun for them... but what shall they do next...?~

Stay Tuned~

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Just something random, no biggie...

I can do more stuff like this if y'all want...

Just tell me.

Great idea! Maybe his friends can join in too cuz... let's face it... Eggman is a big dude. Time to destroy him again!😁

Ler: Sonic, Amy, Tails, and Knuckles

Lee: Eggman

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Eggman has been attacking the city more often than normal, and it's getting on Sonic's nerves.

So what did he do about it?

It took a lot of convincing (Knux), but Sonic came up with an idea that would make sure Eggman would stop attacking for a while.

While he doesn't like using this method, he knows there's no choice at the moment, so they waited for him to show up.

Once he finally showed up, they fought and fought until Eggman lost, again.

Although, he noticed something slightly different about how they acted.

They were oddly... silent... especially Sonic, who's never silent.

-Eggman pov-

They took me down faster than they normally would... not to mention that, once they did, they constantly bashed and battered my mechs! Well, Knuckles and Amy did... Tails deactivated the emergency buttons on my uniform after he tased me... and Sonic stared into my soul... it kinda made me feel uneasy... but this is Sonic we're talking about... he won't do shit to me.

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Knuckles helped make sure he wouldn't escape by holding him down while the others tied him up. Afterwards they took him back home, which confused Eggman cuz why not turn him in...? He started getting nervous, he hates these mixtures of feelings.

Once they got back home, they went inside and walked into a small room. They removed his restraints, thanks to Knuckles and Amy keeping him from escaping, and tied up his hands and ankles, also removing his boots.

"I don't know what you're trying to pull here, rodents... but whatever you're doing won't work." Eggman stated, clearly oblivious to what's about to happen to him.

Again, they said nothing.

Instead, they grinned widely, causing a few drops of sweat to drip down Eggman's face.

What on Mobias is going on!? Eggman thought.

They sat around him, ready to begin the "torture."

Sonic sat in front of him and finally spoke for the first time to Eggman today.

"Oh Egghead~," he asked with a mischievous tone.

"He finally speaks-"

"Are you ticklish at all?"

Oh no. Was all Eggman thought at that moment.

He tried thrashing around to try and escape, but both Knuckles and Amy were holding him down so he wouldn't injure anyone. If he'd known he was going to get tickled, than he would've ran away as soon as possible from them. He thought he'd just be taken in! It's always easy to escape GUN thanks to his bots, but he was too cocky this time, and now he's going to pay the price.

Sonic proceeded to gently wiggle his fingers on Eggman's tummy, earning him a small yelp from the mad doctor.

Eggman suppressed the laughter from coming out, so Sonic looked at Tails, giving him the 'okay' to begin.

Tails got up and sat beside Eggman's feet and began tickling the soft soles, right in the middle.

Eggman's face was turning red, it was unbearable torture for him. Sonic asked the other two if they could hold him down while tickling? They both nodded, using one hand to hold him down and the other to tickle an armpit.

Eggman wriggled, trying desperately to escape. Giggles were bubbling out of him, getting louder as time went on. He also started snorting, making Sonic and the others chuckle, amused by Eggman's current state.

Sonic decided that tickling his belly wasn't enough, so instead he looked for the perfect spot for his new method.

"Hey Egghead... do you like raspberries at all...? Let's find out!"

And, once he started, just like that...

The damn finally broke.

"AAAAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! STAAAHAHAHAAAAP!!!!"

He couldn't hold it in anymore. He started crying with laughter after a few raspberries, even breaking down into that "HOHO" type of laugh he always does.

"WHAHAHAHAHAT DOHOHO YOHOU WAHAHAHANT FROHOM MEHEHE HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

"Easy... stop attacking us for about a month, then we stop and let you go... k?" Sonic requested.

Eggman didn't respond, he only laughed.

"Welp, guess this continues-"

"F-FIHIHIHIIINNNEE!!!"

"Hm? What was that?"

"IHI SAHAHAID FIHIHIIIIIIIIINE!!!! JUHUHUST EHEND THIHIHIS TOHOHOHOHORMEHEHEEEEENNNT!!! PLEEEEHEHEHAHAHAHASE!!!!

Sonic knew he was genuine because he said please, and he'd never say that in situations like these, besides the tickling.

Sonic waited right before Eggman would pass out, before telling the others to stop, untying him afterwards.

Once he caught his breath, he ran out of the house, called a mech, and flew back home. Sonic and the others giggled at the sight.

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The days following were rather peaceful. They only had a month before Eggman would continue his rampage, but now he knows NOT to attack too many times each day... Otherwise...

You might get tickled as a punishment again.

Ok... I MIGHT have an obsession with Lee!Eggman... but hey, I think at least some of you will understand once you read who the Ler is. So don't pretend you haven't thought about this as well. Enjoy! (Also, it's modern Eggman, not Boom)

Lee: Eggman

Ler: Robot

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Yet another defeat by the hands of Sonic the Hedgehog.

He's tried ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING he could think of! What was he doing wrong!? How is Sonic overcoming every robot in his arsenal!?

Eggman went back to his lair, yelling at Orbot and Cubot to get him some of his comfort foods, and sat in his room.

When they brought the snacks, he jerked them away violently and scarfed it down faster than Sonic's top running speed.

After he finished, they cleaned him up really well.

However, Orbot was on top of Cubot, who is extremely clumsy, and slipped when Cubot jumped in the air, causing Orbot to slide a hand down Eggman's neck.

When this happened, Eggman yelped, resisting the urge to laugh.

However, the two robots thought they had injured him, and asked if he was alright.

He shrugged them off and said, "You two didn't hurt me, you just simply touched my neck, it's very sensitive."

"Oh, ok Boss!"

"Ah, I see... so you're ticklish there-"

"Don't go getting any ideas, Orbot, you'd have better luck teaching Cubot algebra."

"Wasn't planning against you... just wondering why you haven't done it to Sonic, yet."

"Wh- I'm a supervillain! Not a CHILD!!!"

"Yes, I know sir... it's just a suggestion."

"... Dismissed!"

After they both left, he remembered the time he tortured Sonic when he defeated him. He doesn't want to admit it, but the thought of tickle torturing Sonic would be very satisfying. But for now, he will rest...

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-two weeks later-

It's ready! A new torturing device for when he finally beats Sonic again!

'This time he won't be able to escape,' Eggman thought.

"ORBOT! CUBOT! COME HERE!"

Both the robots drop what they're doing and immediately comes to Eggman's aid.

"What is it, Boss," asked Cubot.

"Yes, what is it," Orbot added.

"Behold! My new torture device for Sonic!"

Eggman removed the sheet from the robot and yelled, "The Tickler Egg!"

Both robots looked unimpressed.

"Oh come on, Doctor," Orbot said, "the tickle thing I said a while back was a joke."

"Oh, but I'm not joking, Orbot! I'm going to capture him again and make him laugh until he tells me every weakness he and all his other friends have! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Welp, he's lost it."

"Yes, he has."

Both robots leave the doctor, while he's still laughing, and went back to what they were doing earlier.

After finally noticing they left, he decided to test the robot on a few flickys.

When the tests were successful, he decided to try and tweak it a little bit, so that way, if the robot detects any movement, it will keep tickling. (He planned on making Sonic pass out)

However, he had forgotten to build voice activated commands for the robot, which is where the robot starts to slowly malfunction.

When Eggman tried to leave, the robot blocked the only door leading out of the room.

"Stand down, bucket of bolts!"

Then, without warning, the robot grabbed Eggman and pinned him against the wall.

"OOF," Eggman grunted, "H-Hey! Put me down this instant!"

The robot ignored him, for obvious reasons, and decided to lightly scratch his neck.

"H-HEY! S-STOP! Noooohoho!"

Eggman hoped to God Orbot and Cubot weren't anywhere near him, cuz he'd be more embarrassed than when he had admitted to Sonic that he was funny.

"St-stupid... grk! Rob-bot!!! HMPH!!"

Eggman bit down into his cheek when the robot also started tickling his sides.

'GOD DAMNIT! WHY'D I GIVE IT 20 ARMS!?' he thought.

A couple giggles started to escape him here and there, but he knew he was about to crack.

"Hehehehe... stohop it! R-RighHET NOHOW!"

The robot detects that Eggman was holding in his laugh, another feature he regrets adding, and decided to take his boots off. (I know it's a suit, but I don't want weird people imagining things while he's in his underwear, k?)

Eggman gasped and said, "N-No, please, not there! Please I-!"

And that's when the damn broke.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Eggman tossed, turned, flailed, ANYTHING to try and escape! But that only opened up his under arms, which tickle more than his feet.

"STAHAHAHAHAP!!! PLEHEHEHAHAHAHAHASE!!! IHI BEHEHEHEHEHEG OHOHOHOHOF YOHOHOU!!! ORHOHOHOHORBOHOHOT CUHUHUHUBOHOHOHOT!!! HEHEHEHEHELP MEHEHEHEHE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"

I wouldn't be able to tell you how long he was waiting for someone to come to his rescue, but he ended up crying of laughter and started to laugh silently. His stomach ached from all the laughing and he couldn't cry for help anymore as the tickling prevented any air to go into his lungs.

Just as he was about to pass out, Orbot and Cubot came into the room and pressed the off button on the robots back.

Eggman, when released, had curled himself into a ball and took very deep and heavy breaths, thankful for the air returning to his lungs.

"Heheh... hohohoho... hah!" He was still a bit tingly, though.

" Y-You two... speak of... this to... NO ONE... under... stood...!?"

"Y-Yes sir," they say in unison.

"Good, now draw a bath for me... and make it quick!"

"On it Boss!"

"Affirmative!"

He decided to scrap the tickle bot and stick to the painful type of torturing from now on... but that won't stop Orbot from trying something of his own... maybe not, since he doesn't want to get scraped.

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Why is this so bad to me! 😭