CLOSED starter for: @deadlyferengi​
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“O-oh god-! I’m so sorry-! Let me-!”
It’s not even noon, and already one of Wilder’s heels break, causing him to trip. In doing so, he manages to spill his entire smoothie over the clothes of a man he had never met before.
Also, they were standing in the middle of a busy sidewalk, so the incident came with an audience. Wilder wanted to crawl into a hole. Fade out of existence. Find an angel in the next realm over and beg them to perform a miracle that made everyone who had witnessed this event forget him entirely!Â
“Fuck. I got this, hold on.” He lifts a finger, not quite pointing at the stranger but above him. Said finger begins to make imaginary strokes, as if trying to write something in the air.
.....This, of course, does nothing. Wilder looks mortified when he realizes nothing is happening. Obviously, nothing would happen! Upon realizing his mistake, Wilder proceeds to panic more. “No magic. Right!! I can still fix this!!!”Â