#leaked version

 THE MAN ON TV:

I could arrest you

LADY: Why?

MAN: Why are you wearing this dress?

LADY: Do you want me to take it off?

MAN: Then I will arrest you for sure (but there’s a dickjoke pun)

LADY: They started like this.

MAN: Who?

LADY: Adam and Eve, everything ended up quite okay.

MAN: You think? I thought that all the sins originated there.

LADY: So are you going to arrest me or what?

MAN: I think not, I might just watch you.

LADY: Very carefully?

MAN: Yeah…

LADY: What a shame, I’d be so glad to give myself up to the government. Finger prints, personal guards.

 CREPY VOICE: Mycroft….

MYCROFT: Show your face finally, I don’t have time for games.

THE VOICE (KID SHERLOCK/EUROS?): We have time, brother mine. We still have time.

THE VOICE (KID SHERLOCK?EUROS): Myyycroft!

MYCROFT: Who are you?

THE VOICE: You know who.

MYCROFT: Impossible.

THE VOICE: Nothing is impossible. And you know it better than anyone.

THE VOICE: I’m coming to you. The east wind is coming and it’s going to take you away.

MYCROFT: You can’t get out. You can’t!

THE VOICE: That’s useless, Mycroft. You can’t defend yourself or hide.

MYCROFT: Sherlock, help!

SHERLOCK: The experiment is completed. Outcome: I have a sister.

MYCROFT: What is that? This all is a joke of yours?

SHERLOCK: Outcome number two: My sister is in a strictly protected custody under control of my brother. Right, brother?

MYCROFT: Why did you organize this pantomime? Why?!

SHERLOCK: Outcome number three: You are very afraid to death of her.

MYCROFT: You don’t have an idea what are you playing with. Not in the slightest!

JOHN: New information, she’s free.

MYCROFT: That’s not possible.

SHERLOCK: More than that, she was John’s therapist.

JOHN: She tried to shoot me on our session.

SHERLOCK: It was just a tranquilizer.

JOHN: I had ten minutes left.

SHERLOCK: You should think about a refund.

SHERLOCK: And you are going to get your money at the doors. I hope we didn’t ruin your evening.

MYCROFT: What? You’re just going to leave?

SHERLOCK: We can’t stay, Euros is coming and by the way, someone took down your guards. Sweet dreams!

MYCROFT: Dr. Watson, why does he do this to me? It’s madness!

JOHN: Yeah, but someone convinced him, you’re not going to tell the truth until you pissed yourself because of fear.  

MYCROFT: Someone?

JOHN: Well, maybe me.

MYCROFT: And that’s all? You’re just leaving?

JOHN: Don’t worry, for the people who have nowhere to run, scared and hopeless, there is one place.

MYCROFT: What place?

JOHN: 221B Baker Street. See you in the morning. If there’s a lot of people take a place in a queue.

MYCROFT: For god’s sake, it’s not one of your idiotic cases!

JOHN: You should close the windows, the east wind is coming.

  MRS. HUDSON: You can take a seat. The interview is not going to start until you take a seat, That’s the rule.

MYCROFT: I’m not a client!

SHERLOCK: Then go away.

MYCROFT: She’s not staying here, right?

MRS. HUDSON: Would you like a cup of tea?

MYCROFT: Yes, thank you.

MRS. HUDSON: The kettle is over there.

MYCROFT: And what now? You’re going to switch on your deduction?

SHERLOCK: You’re going to tell the truth, pure and simple truth.

MYCROFT: Who did once say, the truth is rarely pure and never simple?

SHERLOCK: I don’t care who. So it turns out there were three of us? Now I know it. You, me and Euros.

MYCROFT: (nods)

SHERLOCK: The little sister I don’t remember. Interesting name, it is Greek, right?

JOHN: Yes, literally the goddess of east wind.

MYCROFT: Yes.

SHERLOCK: the east wind is coming, Sherlock. Remember? How you used to scare me? You turned my sister into a ghost story.

MYCROFT: No, what a nonsense. I watched after you.

JOHN: Watched after?

MYCROFT: Memories come back, wounds open. The roads we go have demons beneath. And yours are able to wait very long time. I never tried to scared you, from time to time I used potential activators to understand your psychological condition. I cared after you.

SHERLOCK: But I don’t remember her at all.

MYCROFT: That’s a private conversation.

SHERLOCK: John stays.

MYCROFT: It’s family business.

SHERLOCK: That’s why John stays!

JOHN: So, there were three siblings. What’s the age difference.

MYCROFT: Seven years between me and Sherlock, one year between Sherlock and Euros.

JOHN: Of course, it explains a lot. Middle child…

JOHN: She also had it?

MYCRPFT: Had what?

JOHN: This whole deduction.

MYCROFT: (mocking) This whole deduction.

JOHN: Ehm… yes.

MYCROFT: That’s hard to imagine.

JOHN: I will try.

MYCROFT: You know, I am smart.

SHERLOCK: You talk about it all the time.

MYCROFT: But Euros was extraordinary even then. Our abilities not once examined professionals, mine evaluated as phenomenal but Euros was a genius who determined our century, even more than Newton.

SHERLOCK: Than why can’t I remember her?

MYCROFT: You do remember her, in some way. Every your choice, every path. The person you became, that’s all memory of Euros.

MYCROFT: She was different. She knew things she wasn’t supposed to know. It was like she befell the truth beyond all order of things.

EUROS: You’ve grown up amusing.

JOHN: What’s the matter?

MYCROFT: I’m sorry. Memories are distracting me.

SHERLOCK: I don’t understand what are you talking about.

MYCROFT: Once they found her with a knife in her hand, as though she was cutting herself. Mom and dad were in shock, they thought about a suicide attempt. But she, on my question: Euros, what are you doing?, answered: I just wanted to know, how do muscles work.

JOHN: God.

MYCROFT: Then I asked her if it hurts and heard her say: What does hurt mean?

SHERLOCK: What happened next?

MYCROFT:  (this part she says phonetical) Mass (Muss?) grave. Family mansion, where always was honey to take with tea and where Sherlock always played among strange gravestones.

JOHN: How strange?

MUMMY HOLMES?: Come here, boys!

MYCROFT: They weren’t real, with wrong dates. Architectonic joke charming Sherlock.

SMALL SHERLOCK: (singing) – looking for me and dig a hole where old beech grows, forgot east wind, wants to help me, trust the wind it will take you to your aim.

MYCROFT: You’re starting to remember?

SHERLOCK: Fragments.

SMALL SHERLOCK: Redbeard! Redbeard!

JOHN: Redbeard?

SHERLOCK: That was my dog.

MYCROFT: Euros took Redbeard and locked him down in the place when no one would be able to find him and refused to say, where he is. She just repeated the song over and over. Something like a ritual. We begged her to tell us, where he is. But she said: The song is the answer.

MYCROFT: But the song didn’t make sense.

SMALL EUROS: We go down (sorry can’t really hear what she’s saying)

SHERLOCK: Where was Redbeard?

MYCROFT: We didn’t find him. She started to call him Drowned Redbeard, so we got ideas. Sherlock was traumatized, well of course even before that he was very emotional, but then he changed completely. Never talked about it, then we thought he forgot about Euros ever existing.

JOHN: How could he forget? They lived in the same house.

MYCROFT: No, they took her.

JOHN: But… kids don’t get taken away because of the missing dog.

MYCROFT: Certainly. But after that accident there was a second one.

MR. HOLMES?: She knows where he is.

MOMMY?: We can’t make her tell us.

MYCROFT: After that they took our sister away.

SHERLOCK: Where?

MYCROFT: To one very comfortable place, or everyone thought so. And there she died.

JOHN: How?

MYCROFT: She started another fire and died in the flames.

SHERLOCK: That’s a fairytale.

MYCROFT: Yes, a happy fairytale. I told this to our parents to save them from the pain and make them understand why they couldn’t see her.

SHERLOCK: And also because you didn’t want them to interfere.

MYCROFT: Yes, that too, obviously. Euros psychosis and her extraordinary powers didn’t allow to take her to a normal facility. Uncle Rudy took care of it.

SHERLOCK: Where is she, Mycroft? Where did you put her?

MYCROFT: It’s an island called Sherinford. Secret port. It is guarded and it’s only purpose is to be a shelter for those, who are called uncontrollable. We hold them and their demons. Sherinford isn’t just a hospital or a jail it’s a fortress protecting other people from demons.  Gullible and scared need a fantasy an Eden, I know the coordinates of the hell. So, there’s our sister been from her childhood. She didn’t leave it even for a day the woman you saw, can’t be her.

(the song form earlier)

MYCROFT: Go away and don’t move.

JOHN: What is that?

SHERLOCK: It’s a drone.

JOHN: Yeah, I can see that, but what’s on it.

SHERLOCK: What’s the silver stuff on the top?

MYCROFT: It’s ??? 707. I bought quite a lot of them. It’s also known as a patient grenade.

JOHN: Patient?

MYCROFT: Yes, the sensor is activated, if you move it’s going to blow up.

SHERLOCK: How strong?

MYCROFT: This flat would be surely destroyed. If the walls are thick, neighbors will survive but it’s on the ground, I wonder if the café underneath us is working.

SHERLOCK: Sunday morning, it’s closed.

JOHN: How about Mrs. Hudson?

SHERLOCK: She’s cleaning, I think she has two minutes.

JOHN: She keeps the vacuum in the far end of the flat.

MUCROFT: So what?

JOHN: She’s going to put it away soon. We will move sooner or later so it’s better if she’s safe.

SHERLOCK: After the vacuum is turned off we give her 8 seconds, she walks fast when she’s not cleaning. How much do we have?

SHERLOCK: How many seconds from the movement to the explosion?

MYCROFT: We will have 3 seconds.

SHERLOCK: I and John have windows, you take care of Mrs. Hudson.

MYCROFT: Me?