Had another virtual date. I showed her the Funeral Jello video and she was horrified. She said she had fun and the whole thing went really well.
It seems my plan to obtain an eternal companion by being as weird as possible is, somehow, working?
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Had another virtual date. I showed her the Funeral Jello video and she was horrified. She said she had fun and the whole thing went really well.
It seems my plan to obtain an eternal companion by being as weird as possible is, somehow, working?

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the lds world is so small i found out that my landlady's son created doom
It may be small, but the LDS world can still run Doom, apparently
"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." "Err, that's not how we do it here, but alright, what's on your mind?" "If you could hie to 'hio in the rizzing of a sigma~" With his last dying breath before he suffers total brain failure, the bishop pushes a button under his desk. The rocket motor under my chair ignites, launching me into the Great Salt Lake. The remaining fuel and oxidizer in the rocket detonates on impact, and I succumb to the flames.
Great, now when I'm resurrected with a perfect memory of everything that ever happened in my life the phrase "If you could hie to 'hio in the rizzing of a sigma" will be just sitting there like a sleeper agent and my head will randomly explode
Wait how did y'all learn to pray?? I'm thinking about it and I don't remember learning how to pray?? I just know??
Also since I was a kid I've been categorizing it into 3 things, which is color coded:
Dear Heavenly Father - Thank you for (Always put more things I am thankful for than what I ask for) - Then what I ask of Him (This one is yellow but tumblr doesn't have yellow) - In the name of Jesus Christ, Amen
I don't know why I do this?? I just do??
"Cult!"
And it's literally me just reading my Book of Mormon and highlighting verses to send to my friends

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Thank you to the non-LDS folk who let me talk to them about the LDS religion and share the gospel. I will not be able to go on a mission in the near future due to my transness. But I have such a strong testimony in the church and want to share that with others. Thank you for listening to me. Asking questions. I love the questions, and I love researching them to help you. I genuinely love teaching others. I just talked to someone about the Nephites & who they were. I know it is just a peak of interest to them, but for me it is an opportunity to teach. To be like my savior. I know that to them it is so minuscule. To me, I get to serve like my older sister, even if it is in different ways. Thank you.
LDS Temples
1) Salt Lake City
2) Logan
3) St. George
4) Bountiful
5) Chicago
6) Star Valley
7) Brigham City
) Rexburg, Idaho
9) Meridian, Idaho
10) Star Valley
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