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INT. PACK WAREHOUSE - DAY

Kira has just come home from work. She approaches Stiles immediately, clearly excited.

[KIRA]Wanna see the new knife I bought from work? There was a sale and I had to buy it. (Kira pulls out knife as Stiles speaks.)

[STILES]I mean, obviously? Ohhhh, that’s the knifest gay I’ve ever seen.

INT. STILINSKI HOUSEHOLD - STILES’ ROOM - DAY

Noah and Stiles are discussing the box of sex toys Noah has found under Stiles’ bed. The conversation is very awkward, and somehow it has turned into a conversation about Noah’s love life, which has only made it more awkward.

[NOAH]I’m not exactly what, Stiles? You now have my full attention. Before you continue, though, I would like to know if this is something you should actually be grounded for, or if I should just stick a piece of tape over your mouth right now and leave it there for the night.

[STILES]Not exactly, uh. Getting...laid? Often? I mean, I get it, you’re...you were feeling...ready? But I know that date you had with Natalie Martin didn’t go great on account of kanima and then all the stuff with Lydia and honestly you deserve some...uh. Fun? Fun times? And--Iiii just want you to know that I’d support you! If that’s a decision you made. For pursuing fun.

Unexpectedly, Stiles starts singing.

[STILES]‘Cause Iiii don’t see nooooo-thing wroooooong with a little bump an’ griiiiiind~

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INT. TATTOO PARLOUR - NIGHT 

On a spur of the moment decision, the twins have gone to their local tattoo parlour to get Stiles the pack tattoo. Stiles is already on the tattoo chair. The tattoo artist is about to start. Duran is holding his brother’s hand.

[DURAN](soothingly)You’re gonna be okay. Just keep your eyes closed, and if you need me to ramble on about anything else, I’d be happy to. I can tell you all about the history of dancing, if you want me to.

The tattoo artist leans in to start his work, needle buzzing. The moment it touches Stiles’ skin, Stiles squeals.

He rolls to the side, toward Duran and away from the tattoo artist, and giggles, high-pitched and ridiculous.