#lb:aa1

oldbag may just be a bit part played for laughs but like. there’s a dignity here. “poor, poor hammer. you did wrong, hammer, rest your soul.”

edgeworth just referred to “mrs monkey’s head” which is either an amusingly specific typo or a vital contradiction

oh i can see the almost christmas line cresting over the horizon like a great wave upon the hillside

mr larry butz the only human ever to be so inherently terrible that the gallery in a court of law boos him like they’re at a sports game

oh yeah edgeworth literally just says it out loud huh. von karma’s advantage is knowing the game and rigging it in advance so his greatest weakness is anything he can’t prepare for

larry you beautiful idiot

oh shit yeah the minute phoenix says so much as a word. he was really banking on getting this shut down inside of three minutes huh

he’s also way more curt. not even leaving us an opening this time huh