Feb 14, 2017
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@lazyhumerusbones
Happy Valenmeme Day.
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Because... you know, it’s pretty hard to top pizza.
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Overdue Retribution
lazyhumerusbones reblogged your post “"I wish I could tell you everything was going to be fine..." Sans...”
Sans crouched down, his bony knees popping as he did so, an array of bones rising up out of the floor behind him, a Gaster blaster materializing just beyond that.
“Don’t really think you got a choice there bub… guess this is what you get for messing with Papyrus huh?”
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Gaster let out a shout of pain as the bones burst from the floor, but that shout soon descended into a steady laugh as he reveled in the sensation. The sensation of being real. “Still bitter about that are we?” he smirked, locking eyes with the blaster rather than it’s wielder as he reached into his soupy coat pocket and clasped something unseen in his fingers.
“I stuck to my end of the deal. I only hurt him when he came to me begging to be my subject again. How is he going to react when he learns you killed me before I had a chance to repay the favor?... now he’ll have no choice but to forget...”
"I wish I could tell you everything was going to be fine..." Sans smirked, pacing the floor just before the injured doctor, "but that'd be a lie...." a dark grin scrawled across his face, void of any apology or concern.
The doctor’s initial response was a gurgle; a sharp choked inhalation as he tried to regain himself despite the slew of bones that held him pinned to the floor no more than a few feet from the chamber that had brought him back to reality.There had been a sort of a mutual understanding about the fact that Sans would try to kill him should he become mortal again, but the doctor hadn’t quite expected the retaliation to be this immediate.
“Petulant... child...” he gasped, his long absent HP draining fast as rickety hands tore away at the attacks that impaled him in place “Just because I can take damage doesn’t mean I’ll go down so easily! I don’t intend on dying again.”
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Any other day Gaster would insist he need not another underling in his line of work, but one could not exactly be able to argue with him about it today, as he was currently leaned over one of his many worktables, snoring quietly. “D-Doctor Gaster?” A hand landed on his back and he jumped sharply, falling backwards off his stool to land on his back with a loud oof, “Ngh...” he was stinned for a moment, then he looked up at the monster, “Yes Yes, What is it, can’t you see i’m very busy?!”
“You fell asleep, sir.”
“Not the point!” he rolled himself over and got up, brushing himself off before he looked at the monster,
“The new recruit is here, Sir.” was their reply
“Oh?” he turned, and walked out of his office, before laying eyes on the new scientist hired by the king
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The skeleton shook his head. “No, dragons aren’t real, they’re just storybook monsters to put in fairytales for babybones, and other monster children. I probably have a story or two with a dragon in it at home, I should show ya sometime.” Heh. Bedtime stories. Hadn’t had those in quite some time...
“They’re like giant lizards, sharp teeth, breathing fire. And brave knights from the castle have to come and fight it, because the dragon is guarding a princess, and keeping her captive. You know? Makes for a good bedtime story.”
lazyhumerusbones replied to your post “TFW you’re writing your book in a coffee shop and a mother comes in...”
tell me about it. I hold inmy screams when my students come in wearing deadpool or steven universe shirts.
IDK if they saw me scrolling by turtle gifs on tumblr or not but next thing I know this tiny kid is plopped down on a stool next to me in full out TMNT pijamas chowing down on a cookie, while I’m holding in my internal screams and smiling like a total dork.
So I was like “Maybe I should just ask him who his favorite ninja turtle is” but unfortunately he was focused on a cartoon playing on his mom’s iphone and I know better than to interrupt that sort of thing. So I kept my mouth shut and the kid and his mom were in and out with their coffee, leaving me with no idea what could have been.