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I could care less about The Super Bowl but thank you roid monkeys for letting us close early, I was too tired to work today. 80 plus hours a week wear out after awhile, time for a nap or a coma or whatever happens eventually.

I forgot I even had a Tumblr still, heh.

#sleepy #blogging from bed #lazy bartender

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2 second sangria: whatever red, whatever fruit, pretend like you just got back from the Prado.

#cheap drinks #white trash sangria Mach II #lazy bartender #red wine hax #get your fruit on #get your booze on #armchair mixology #sangria #fruit

Hello guys gals and non-binary pals! Welcome to a special anxiety edition of the lazy bartender! My preferred hot toddy recipe: its super nontraditional but its very comforting when I'm anxious even without alcohol Based on the original recipe here: i've made some adjustments (apologies, I'm on mobile and can't format) http://quinnrising.tumblr.com/post/121521064623/fierybluebeacon-i-accidentally-created-the-most instructions: Put water on to boil heat about half a mug worth of milk in the microwave on half power in 15 second increments (or on the stove on low heat) while waiting for that put 2 spoons of honey in your cup and a generous helping of cinnamon, stir the cinnamon into the honey. When the water boils half fill the mug with water, thoroughly mix, add the milk. Optional: add a shot or so of whiskey or rum Super calming and nice!

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