#laysik

Recently I had laser eye surgery and this doesn’t happen to everyone but I was among the lucky few who gets hella bloodshot eyes in the weeks following because they are trying to heal.

Despite all that, I was able to work right away and you can bet your beautiful behind that I got many questioning and concerned looks as well as some understanding/stupid/pissy remarks about it all. These remarks ranged from “I have had LAYSIK too!” All the way to “Oh! You had LAYSIK done? I was about to say you look pretty stupid because you got your eyes tattooed but I understand now.

(Side note to the guy who said that last one: if you have a tumblr I hope you rot inside. I’m a caring person and am super nice but I hope you realize how much I fracking despise you. Thank you for your time telling me something I couldn’t give a patty whack about: your opinion) aaaannywaaaay

I was at work and one of my coworkers found out it was laser eye surgery and about gave birth right there in the cafe area of our store because she thought I just came to work hella stoned (she is not the sharpest knife in the drawer but she’s cute so it’s fine) and my other coworker about died while she was crying laughing saying “man I have been HELLA stoned but I’ve never been THAT Stoned.”