#laylamoretti

Put a word in my askbox and I will give you a bad AND good memory from my muse’s past that associates with said word.

+ one of the best things that has ever happened in my youth was when we talked that guy to chug a 6-pack and he then started trying to fight a coat stand. he couldn’t exactly rip his shirt off so his girlfriend had to untangle him from it and then he kept on calling himself ‘tyler durden” and swinging and missing the coat rack. a girl laughed so hard beer came out of her nose.

Put a word in my askbox and I will give you a bad AND good memory from my muse’s past that associates with said word.

+ the best high of my life? i guess it was for my cousin’s 18th. we went to a strip club and i only remember the elephants on the wall but it changed my life. the place had complimentary limo services so myself, jonathan, darque chocolate, candy, simoné and jackson had the driver go through mcdonalds but it got stuck and we just left. i don’t know if we went back to the same place but i remember the glass table girls. and that’s were the name for my glass table series came from.