Aug 12
the tennis balls on the horns are killing me, lmao
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the tennis balls on the horns are killing me, lmao
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scrolling through your posts and seeing the people in your screenshots with no braincells reminds me of my favorite yiddish insult May They/He/She/You Be Turned Into A Blin/Pancake And Carried Away By A Cat
That's a great one, never heard of it before and will now work into as many conversations as possible in order to honor my ancestors by talking about блин
One of my favorites has to be "may all your teeth fall out and may the last one give you a toothache"
But the one I seem to use the most andl is just an invaluable part of my vocabulary is definitely just
✨️goykopf✨️
happy holidays from the mod behind @plappuwantsboingboing
THANK YOU. THANK YOU. Printing this onto every wall in my home. Changing every background on every device to this. Every app icon is Teto porn. Surgically implanting Tetties into my eyes so I never stop looking at her.
I havent watched rwby in like 4-5 years what did i miss. also whats a yorse
4-5 years? thatd roughly be when volume 8 released.
vol.8 tl;dr- Atlas is gone, Penny died again and Winter is the winter maiden, Salem has 2 relics, RWBY and Jaune fell into Eeby Deeby
RWBY went on a several year hiatus. I made a Bloconut and Arryn found out about it. volume 9 came out in 2023 exclusively on crunchyroll.
RWBY are in a fairy tale land, Jaune is an old man, Blake and Yang make out, Ruby has a mental breakdown and drinks the jonestown coolaid, and Raven Branwen is down bad for Summer Rose. Robbie Daymond is there.
since then, warner killed Rooster Teeth and Viz media bought the rights to RWBY we are waiting for new info patiently.
for any and all yorse inquiries, please see yorsetorian (yorse historian) @yay-is-for-yorses
Unrelated to my other ask but lately have not been feeling as confident or steady about my magic so trolled through your witchy tag, did a small ritual fell asleep and it went swimmingly and got results so thank you for the confidence boost
You're welcome. I usually astral project with all senses (some call it "Shifting" but it has existed since ancient times since meditation began) to my cabin space to eat cherry pie and play with the army of cats. 😂
I could be gone for 15 minutes but in astral it can feel like hours. It's very nice. After that I project to my favorite movies/books/animes/original realms and have adventures there, lol.
I'm usually gone for days or years during one session while deep in mentally after my safe space.
I actually have a witchy blog called @witchybitchness so you can check it out although I mostly post predictions about this shitty era we're all going through.
I also post witchy products I get and how easy it is to make an altar ect.
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*big pot of soup on your room step with a note that reads*:
"Hi honey, I heard you were sick. Get well soon. I made you your favorite, stew with potatoes, carrots, onion and
h̴̨̛̬̥͍̪͕͈̘̖̰̖̘̜͖̱͔̻͕̊̓̾́̍͐̀̓̑̀͆̅̈́̓̂̎͂̔̌̈̑̕͜ͅų̷̛̯̼͚̬̙̞̮̰̰̯̘͓̫̐̈̒̽́̏̏͊͆͗̆̅͛̇͋́̑͑̋̅͋͑͊̊̽̄͘͝m̸̛͕̳̠̤͉̺̟͓̣͔̅̒̾́̈́̏̾̀́̄̕ą̸̡̟͕̩͉͙̹̳̯͕̹͕͕̱̲̦̠̼̒̃͊͐̀̈̊͐̋̈́̒͊̿͛͛̓̉̀̊̔̄͘͝͝n̵̢̡̛͇̳̼̳͎̫̩̜̩̲̘̦̥̙͍͔̪̪͖͙͗͆̊́̑͒̂̾̂̍̓̍̋͆͂̓͜͜͝ͅ ̴̧͖͇́͋̓̓̉͒̃̀̾̕̚̚̚f̷̨̡̭̳̩̗͕̹͖̥͚̫͓̠̲́̒̇̈̆́̂́̊́̏͌̆̈́͗̈́̄̇͌̽͆̀̉̀̂͘͜͠͝͝l̸̲͚̗͓͈͖͍̙̣̲̗̓́ĕ̶̢̨̼̫͎͍̻͉̖̣͇̻̤̦̝̺̻̩̠̺̞͖̼̫͕͉̱͇̗͒̉̃̀̓͛͒͌̃̂̏̔̑̿̇̏̊̆̔̏̀̅̕̚͠͠͝ş̸̧̢̢̨̝̼͉̦̙̭͎̹͙̯̣̬̠̜̯̤̦̦̲͔̩̦̌̄͆́̎̆̂͂̈́̈̆͂̄̾͋͂̕̚͜ḩ̴̧̘̫̲͇̣̹̤͔̠͙͈̙͊͊̈́̍̿̑̃̎́̾̔͗̍̃̆͒̈̂̂̂̈͌̽̋͘͝* venison.
Love,
Mom"
Are you fucking haunting me now?!
One hundred bunnies in a trench coat eh?
*tosses a bag of 100 strawberries at you*
Think fast
oh FU--
[Everybunny comes flying out of the trench coat all at once, leaving it to crumple lifelessly as they each make a mad dash for the berries. Their fur and teeth run red with strawberry juice, making a scene akin to a bloodbath.]