can i pretty please get a jalerie and mivi for the parenting meme?
Matt packs the lunches. As soon as he saw that Viv put like five fruit roll ups and chips and called it a well balanced meal.
blows raspberries while cuddling?
Both! Because Riley giggling is so fucking wonderful and family tickle/cuddle fights are mandatory.
I like to believe itâs Viv and then Riles and Matt team up and attack her together.
gives life lesson speeches?
They might have to bring outside forces? Well Viv starts in on the âwhen I was your age âŠ.. â and then launches into her tales of old. And I would say Matt would be more likely to be helpful.
Viv kisses Rileyâs boo-boos because she has healing purple lipstick and Matt slaps the cartoon themed band-aid on that helps the magic lipstick. Itâs a team effort.
Hmmmmm? OKAY SO THIS IS A PARENTING MEME, but I feel like all the bad not so good icky news, Riley delivers? Idk I feel like sheâs the most level- headed.
I want them both to join so they can terroize the PTA TOGETHER. lIKE âuhm no susan we donât want your stale snickerdoodles.â
crashes sleepovers with embarrassing stories?
AGAIN THEY GOTTA DO IT TOGETHER. Like their cool parents, all of Rileyâs friends like coming over because their so chill but Viv and Matt test the friends each time by being absolutely ridiculous and pulling out the baby photos.
gives the crazy nicknames?
Vivi? Maybe? I think they are both in that relm of giving any and everything a nickname. Like Riley could fill a VERY large book, because thatâs how her parents roll.
Jesse? Because he would make the lunches for Valerie and Noah because they have to go to school early. So while he makes the sandwiches, Valerie cooks breakfast and itâs really cute.
blows raspberries while cuddling?
Jesse! Because he likes it better when dad does it and they both laugh over the fart noise.
Valerie! She tickles the hells out of both her boys and everyone is kind of scared of tickling Val because she kicks.
gives life lesson speeches?
Probably Val, her mommy lecture game is strong.
Noah and Jesse. Noah kisses his parents boo-boos and Jesse kisses Noah. They both make sure the pain is no more.
This I donât know? I feel like Valerie hates telling bad news because it makes her feel super guilty, but Jesse doesnât like to either.
VALERIE HATES THE PTA. she hates it,because when she tried to join they were mean to her for being a single mom and then they started critiquing her teachng style so Val doesnât fuck with no PTA and I thnk Jesse would start world war iii if he went.
crashes sleepovers with embarrassing stories?
gives the crazy nicknames?
Hmmmm, I donât know? Jesse maybe?