A man goes in for an interview for a job as a TV news broadcaster. The interview went quite well but the trouble was he kept winking and stammering.
The interviewer said, โAlthough you have a lot of the qualities weโre looking for, the fact that you keep winking and stammering disqualifies you.โ
โOh, thatโs no problem,โ said the man. โIf I take a couple of aspirin I stop winking and stammering for an hour.โ
โShow me,โ said the interviewer.
So the man reached into his pocket. Embarrassingly he pulled out a variety of condoms before he found the packet of aspirin. He took the aspirin and soon talked perfectly and stopped winking.
The interviewer said, โThatโs amazing, but I donโt think we could employ someone whoโd be womanizing all over the country.โ
โExcuse me!โ exclaimed the man. โIโm a happily married man, not a womanizer!โ
โWell how do you explain all the condoms, then?โ asked the interviewer.
The man replied, โHave you ever gone into a pharmacy, stammering and winking, and asked for a packet of aspirin?โ