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Tagged by the divine @samshinechester. Thank you, my friend! This was fun!

Hoo, boy. This bitch likes that canon fic, huh? Also, here’s a thing you’ll almost never see: Give me one-shots! Blow my mind in 5k, and I’ll love ya for life. 😊

Tagging: @ameliacareful, @antisocialbutterflie, @bythehighwayside, @caffeinechesters, @caranfindel, @moonlightdistractions, @nisaki-chan, @saintedjack, @winchesterpandemic... (assuming y’all are into this but haven’t played already)

AS ALWAYS: In this house, tags mean zilch. We do what we want and welcome all nice folk!

four ships:

Sam/Dean, Supernatural

Triple-H/Shawn Michaels, WWE

Gladiolus/Noctis, FFXV

Jon Snow/Satin Flowers, ASOIAF

last movie you watched: Uh... I watched a little bit of Caddyshack on cable yesterday?

currently reading: subreddits, lately (for research!) but I’m trying to talk myself into picking up GRRM’s Clash of Kings

what food are you craving right now: Real Chicago-style deep dish (a.k.a. pretty much the one fave I can’t cook at home, haha)

last album/playlist listened to: writing music (wip)

Tagged by @nisaki-chan

Nickname: Involves my legal, Christian name, so you know, classified ;)

Zodiac Sign: Aquarius

Height: 5′5″

Hogwarts House: I have no idea, haven’t even watch the HP movies. Friends who know these things tend to clock me Ravenclaw.

Last Thing I Googled: 1.62m in feet

Song Stuck In My Head: Glorious Domination (declines further comment)

Following and Followers: No idea and too lazy to check. <--yep I’m taking nisaki-chan’s cue on this one

Amount I Sleep: 6 hours plus random naps.

Lucky Numbers: I never thought about this. So... zero? *comedy hands*

Dream Job: motivational speaker

Wearing: Dean Winchester casual cosplay (gray Henley and plaid flannel pants)

Favorite Songs: I’m gonna go with my all-time favorite song to sing at karaoke which is Reba McEntire’s (Bobbie Gentry’s) “Fancy”

Favorite Instruments: Guitar, piano

Random Fact: Bill Cosby spoke at my college graduation 🤮

Favorite Author: Ursula K. LeGuin and Brandon Sanderson; fic-wise, there’s probably 10 authors I blanket recommend but I’m shouting out runedgirl on LJ!

Favorite Animal Noises: I don’t guess Mr. Lament’s snoring counts...

Aesthetic: pink goth meets 90′s gay

Taggin’ @ameliacareful @caranfindel @caffeinechesters @crooked-sleep @iknowwheremytowelis @moonlightdistractions @saintedjack @samshinechester  (assuming y’all haven’t already)

Sam's hands and/or Dean's mouth

We're the urban legends now

Dean in the morning

Other Worlds (The French Mistake, Apocalypse, Bad Place, Hunter Corp, create-your-own!)

Castiel

Meg

Benny

Ketch

Billie

Donna

Jody

Ellen

Bobby

John

Mary

This red bed (h/t @sunflowersamxx)

Baby and her boys (4/24)

Rowena and/or Crowley and/or Hell's Throne (and/or Sam now that I think of it)

Kansas (Lawrence, Lebanon, Carry On, Stull)

I'm also thinking about picking an episode per season. Leaning toward...

Something Wicked (posted 4/1)

Heart

Ghostfacers

Sex and Violence

Pac Man Fever

And that’s as far as I got. :D

Sayyyyy. If you have a poem prompt you want to share, please don't be shy about commenting here! It’s supposed to be set up so you don’t need an LJ, but if you hit resistance please send me an ask.

shamelessly yours,

Hello friends!

I hope this post finds you and yours safe and well. 💖

I didn’t get it together this year, imagine that. ^_^ I dare hope that’s for the best. Last year, I was all over the promo and organizing; then I failed the actual event, so…

This year, I’m gonna swing for 30/30. I don’t mind being out here solo, but everyone is invited!

Mostly this thing happens on LiveJournal, but I’ll be crossposting here and on AO3, if you just want to follow me.

However, I hope you’ll join in! Leave a prompt, make fun of my content, post your own. As always, all are welcome! Poems, drabbles, doodles, moodboards, podfic, oddfic, say-it-slant, mashup, meta and hybrid forms of all kinds! (That list gets slipperier every year, I think.)

Everybody’s winging it a little at the moment. I say let’s vibe with that, in the NaPo spirit.

I’m so grateful for all of you, SPN Family.

(i may occasionally explain myself. ya been warned)

bold what you prefer:

slow burn or love at first sight

fake dating or secret dating - (ooo i wanna pull that secret-dating thread though)

enemies to lovers or best friends to lovers

oh no there’s only one bed or long-distance with correspondence

hurt/comfort or amnesia - (eh... i’m not hot on either of these? let’s go with amnesia for less chance of gory injuries)

fantasy au or modern au - (yeah i don’t much fuck with au, but i fuck with fantasy even less)

mutual pining or domestic bliss

smut or fluff - (bitch give me fluffy smut AND smutty fluff AND smuffy, flutty, flutty smuff)

canon compliant or fix-it fic - (wait which one is missing scenes?)

alternative universe or future fic

one-shot or multi-chapter

kid fic or road trip fic

reincarnation or character death (but only if they share a heaven 😇)

arranged marriage or accidental marriage (i guess?)

high school romance or middle-aged romance 

time travel or isolated together

neighbors or roommates

sci-fi au or magic au - (i acknowledge that sufficiently advanced technology is, in practice, indistinguishable from magic)

bodyswap or gender-bend

angst or crack (yo crack-with-a-heart-of-gold is myyyyy specialty)