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One day ,during PE, our coach told us to run 5 laps. I got tired and skipped the 5th lap and wouldn't you guess, Bean had to ruin my day and tell the coach. The coach told me to run 2 laps because I skipped the lap, while I was running Bean looked at me and smirked. I was infuriated, I had to get my revenge. During 4th period, Bean pulled out his phone while our teacher was talking. I knew it was my chance to get him caught and get my "petty revenge". I looked at Bean and said "woah dude, why are you on your your phone?" loud enough to the point that the teacher could hear me. The Teacher walked over and told bean to "give him his phone and that he can get it back from the Dean after school". The teacher then added "stay in class for lunch". Bean looked at me with a "f*ck you" kind of look and I held in my laugh. He left me alone for the rest of the year and I was happy that I got my revenge.

As we drive in after what felt like an eternity we see that a Volkswagon is about to leave right by the entrance on this one lane of parking spots marking the end of the parking row and we’re the first in line. Or so we thought.

Turns out this middle-aged hag (let’s call her The Hag) driving a small silver-grey Toyota, barely big enough to fit her, decided to cut us off from the left, forcing my cousin to stand on his brakes. She came from a direction she wasn’t allow to drive through and it pissed us off. We honked at her and The Hag flipped us off, leaving what looked like a friend of hers grinning. We passed her, both of us fuming with rage, and we were forced to park pretty far off. We quickly forgot about her though, excited to get some new sports equipment for a fair price.

After a few too many hours later we’re walking back to our car with food in our hands. It was too crowded to eat inside so we decided we would just eat in the car. The parking lot was buzzing with people trying to get a spot, so we also decided to move away from an actual parking spot so someone else could get it. We ended up parking behind that single lane we were cut off from before. If someone needed to get out we would just move (they couldn’t go forward because of a curb).

Getting there I recongnize that small silver-grey Toyota, and I came up with what was a petty small revenge at first. I said to my cousin: «Let’s park behind her so if she turns up while we eat, she’ll think someone parked her in». My cousin agreed. What happened instead ended up being a lot more «pro», though I’m sorry to admit, with several innocent victims as well.

Turns out people in their rush for a parking spot thought our parking was legitimate and didn’t notice the cars in front of us had a curb. It was winter too so the markings on the ground were covered up in snow, same with the sign.

First this car full of chicks pulled up next to us. We were a bit suprised they didn’t see how they trapped the car in front of them and we let them know. They thanked us, realising what a mistake they were about to make and moved.

30 seconds later a new car rolls up and does the same thing, and suddenly it became clear to us both how we could have our sweet sweet revenge if we just let other peoples stupidity play out. We just looked at each other and smirked knowing we both had the same idea and let the new arrived couple next to us leave their car in what had never been a parking spot. Three more minutes in and the row was almost completely full with ten to 12 cars parked illegaly. We backed away and stood by a gas pump close by watching as the last moron parked behind a small silver-grey Toyota...

15 minutes later and who other than The Hag and her friend comes out only to find themselves blocked in. Her friend even yelled «Why the F*** have they done this!?», and The Hag pulled her hair out before they placed their bags in their car and went back inside the mall.

We drove home laughing our asses off.

We told this story to someone we know later that week who also had been at the mall that night. They told us the mall administration had been calling the owners of all the wrongly parked cars for more than an hour straight. A few months later and they changed the layout of their whole parking lot.

Td;lr: a woman cut us off at mall parking lot. We got her car blocked in.

At the end of the school year he gave me a birthday invitation. I remember being confused because I was a dick to him. None the less it made me feel good and I thought maybe we could be friends. He was having a birthday party at this pizza place and then we were gonna go to the movies and then head back to his house for a sleep over.

So I get to the pizza place and am waiting there for him and others to show up. I probably sat there for 45 minutes waiting before I realized he wasn't showing up and I had been had. I was embarrassed that I sat there for no reason, but in the end I deserved it.

This isn't as spectacular as other @prorevenge stories but it has stuck in my head for years.

I wish I could say I learned my lesson but occassionally I found myself bullying for one stupid reason or another.

Only, when a customer is rude or on the phone while dealing with me, I purposefully forget to ask whether they would like a bag. (Despite the EU having decided years ago that plastic bags need to be paid for, many people above 30 tend to forget to take their own or to ask for one.)

I invite someone else who asks Kayla about it, and she flips the f*ck out on me.  Sends me a message ranting about how she had been such an amazing friend, how could I bully her like this, blah blah blah.  So, my revenge comes in multiple parts.

Part 1: Announcement

See, her message accusing me of bullying her pissed me off enough that I posted it in a group chat we had, complete with a rant about how I was done with that shit.  Friends are all sympathetic and horrified with her behavior, and the friend that told her about the party (who Kayla wants to date) flat out says she’s neutral and disapproves of what Kayla did.  So, everyone knows what she did, and the main people that moderate the group chat told me that the only reason they kept it up was because it kept me from finding her in person. (I don’t like my reactions when I’m angry, so this kept me from getting physical in response.  I acknowledge it wasn’t the most appropriate.)

Part 2: Honesty

See, what Kayla had forgotten in her anger towards me was that she had told me a ton of stuff that, I acknowledge, had changed my behavior towards certain people.  So after the falling out, a good friend of mine and her “carrot on stick romantic interest” (let’s call hin Shawn) start chatting.  Shawn here asks me why I stopped talking to him for a while, and I respond completely honestly.

In what Kayla had forgotten what I knew, she forgot that she had told me that Shawn had tried to sexually assault her.

This was a complete lie, and Shawn didn’t blame me at all for backing away after hearing it.  What had happened was he had told her that he used to have a crush on her, and norhing else happened.  The guy she was dating at the time, also their best friend, corraborated this story.  So Kayla lied, and Shawn knew about it.

See, now that Shawn knew, I was given a free pass to let the others in the group know as well.  And boy, were they angry.  For reference, multiple people in the friend group have been assaulted and/or raped, so this kind of behavior was absolutely not tolerated.  Especially amongst the male friends, who were outraged that she would lie about something like that, knowing the histories of those who had been assaulted in the past.

Now, we finally hit Part 3: Exclusion

Now that people knew what Kayla lied about, and how long it had been going on for, no one wanted her involved in things.  She ended up blowing up on one of my best friends, again about how “I thought we were such good friends”.  This being that he didn’t invite her to a party that he knew she wasn’t present for, as she was out of town that weekend.

I’ve seen her once since then, at a Halloween party a friend invited her to because she felt bad and didn’t want to make Kayla feel worse.  She definitely didn’t seem exceptionally social, in particular because non of the friends that knew her were particularly friendly with her (from what I saw).

So, what was that about being such a good friend, again?

We pull up to a red stoplight.  I put on my turn signal to make a left - pickup truck looks like he’s going straight.  The light turns green. Kicker is this road is too skinny for him to get by me so I decide to take my sweet time making a left.  I see some headlights of another car in the distance coming the other way and they happen to be going painfully slow, but I don’t want to risk cutting them off do I?  The pickup truck has pulled up to my bumper as close as physically possible; I can see the driver in my rearview mirror, making an angry face.  The car going the opposite way passes, the light turns yellow, I creep my car into the intersection.