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Attention Trivia Travelers! Our travel itinerary has been distributed! You should have received a copy 3 Tuesdays from now, but we’re sending it again here to be redundant. 

As some of you are aware, history and the future are filled with many things not meant for young eyes and ears, which is why we have limited exposure to such themes to occur during Midnight-7am CST Earth Time. For this reason we ask all young travelers to please turn away during these times in addition to keeping their heads, shoulders, knees, and yes even their toes within the Trivia Time Machine at all times! 

Our itinerary breakdown can be found below: 

S a t u r d a y 

12 AM - B Tier Rapper Hour 

2 AM - Gamer (Player 1) Hour 

5 AM - Penis Hour 

7 AM - Salad Hour 

9 AM - Beaver Hour 

11 AM - Goon Hour 

12 PM - Rock Hour 

3 PM - Gamer (Player 2) Hour 

4 PM - Blackout Hour 

6 PM - Fish (Atonement) Hour 

8 PM - Silksong Hour 

10 PM - Music Hour 

11 PM - Barbershop Hour 

S u n d a y 

1 AM - Art History Hour 

4 AM - Lit Hour 

8 AM - I Hardly Know Her (Pt. 2) Hour 

9 AM - Sport Hour 

10 AM - Wordplay Hour 

12 PM - Off Broadway Hour 

1 PM - Alumni Hour 

3 PM - Blackout 2 Hour 

4 PM - Senior Hour 

6 PM - Appeasement Hour 

10 PM - Buffer Hour 

11 PM - Garruda Hour 

And as a reminder to our lovely time travelers, 12 PM customarily means noon on Earth Time.