Aug 12, 2015
Me bored in class
Me: yo bruh
Random student idk: wot
Me: why are Larry stylinson and niall's teeth so similar
Random student idk: idgf ples stahp
Me: guess niguh
Random student idk: leave me alone you crazeh
Me: GUESSSSSSS
*pulls gun out of bra *
Random student idk: I duno * cries *
Me: * grabs machine gun , butcher knife ,spork, dirty ass sock * GUESS MOTHAFUKA
Random student idk: I don't know ples tell meh
Me: oh okay
*dramatic pause *
MANAGEMENT FORCED THEM TO BE STRAIGHT
Random student idk: ples dant
Me: wot m8 why you not laughin
Random student idk: I died
Me: oh , cuhl
