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"Your video will resume after these words from our sponsors" HAHAHA NOPE

"You protect HUMANS you did a DAMN GOOD JOB WITH PROTECTING SIMON LIKE WHERE IS HE??? OH THAT’S RIGHT YOU DON’T KNOW!”

the bitch please is strong with this one

"It's usually assumed that humans have a modicum of common sense" can i just, omfg, alec pls

hey hey alec, alec can you like, lean against that wall more???? like, look more tousled and rumpled and sexy??? like??? i don't think it's possible but u know

u can like,

try?

right?

and simon is def in the care of the vamps yep

i should not find raphael slamming that door closed as sexy as i do

i have problems

"Downworlders are slaves to their impulses. We're not" 

hahahahaha ahaha haha ahaha honey

"We've all got our THINGS, don't we??? YOURS IS GUYS ISNT IT ALEC ISNT IT"

also jace not only ACTS like me, but he also stole my hair

like bro, come on

oh THAT'S what the dumort looks like

i’ve been picturing it as,

i don’t know,

ah, 

better?

"I really hate fidgeting" babe, you're REALLY gonna hate simon

"It isn't illegal to rob my own grave, is it?" I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

he's gonna stab raphael with that swo - HOLY SHIT THAT FUCKING THROW THOUGH

also simon just tried to KILL raphael??? like??? WHY U TRYIN TO MURDER PEOPLE BABE

ohhoo this hot babe is camille, isn't she????? damn she's hot

hanging in a cemetary at night, who are they??? me???

"You're so desperate to get laid, you're willing to kill us?"

ooohhhhh i mean, tbh, alec is kinda right???? cos like???? clary DID just show up outta nowhere??? and i love her but they do'nt KNOW her???

maybe i'm biased

"There's no bow here" I KNEW something was missing from alec’s attire, like I KNEW IT

alec alec babe don't leave jace

this is how horror MOVIES START

"let it know whose boss" are you talking about the sword or your penis???

oh come on don't have a romantic moment in a cemetery come ON

this is deeply uncomfortable on like several levels

you guys are standing waY TOO CLOSE COME ON

you’re

in

a

CEMETERY 

"Alec doesn't like anybody"

WELL I MEAN

(same tho)

"There's no human bond that can compare to what Alec and  I have. We're bound together. [...] In battle, our hearts beat as one."

that is ... honestly the cutest thing i've ever read

and simon is like freaking out about stabbing raphael with the fuckn knife like oh my fucking god i love him

simon reacting to women flirting with him is literally me tho

"The only thing I have to do is you"

goddamn izzy

alec, sneakin in like a kid caught out after curfew, gettin his bow and arrows

"There are layers to reality"

so like an onion

meanwhile simon is getting mind-whammied and made out with???? is he ... is he consenting to this????

i'd feel much better about this if i knew he was

"Damn magnus bane" 

HEY BABE HEEEEEYYYY

simon looks drugged and i don't like it

izzy pls, how tf did you have sex and keep your makeup and hair looking PERFECT, like what setting spray do you use???

also alec you are not subtle at ALL like holy SHIT

why do men grab each other by smacking each others necks? i mean, i like it, but you know

... uh am i hallucinating or is this motorcycle flying?

also back to dubcon makeout sessions,

and he's being turned into a vamp rn isn't he

i KNEW IT

"You have fairy dust on your dress" 

omfg is that like -

this is definitely a dubcon situation,

and i don't liiiiiike iiiiittttt

"It wears off, just like love." 

oh babe

u sound ...

exactly like me circa 2012

GODDAMMIT

"What's the deal with you and that guy, right?"

"Careful"

CLARY THO the protective “that’s my best friend u say one wrong word i will fuck you up don’t fucking TEST ME BRO”

i feel that

i feel that HARDCORE

"Alec would die for me" 

that's ... that's the most sincere emotion I've seen out of Jace in three episodes

also is Izzy suggesting that Alec is in love with Jace??? cos like, i think she is????

alec and izzy are fucking great at what they do btw, i love them so muchhhh

"This is fun" omfG ALEC

 alec i fucking love you holy shit

also jace, i don't know if i like you, but like, that was kinda hot??? and i feel bad about thinking that fight was hot

idk why tho

"I'll kill it" i dont think you will though raphael, u seem attached to it,

u let it go

i think u want it

... what was i talking about

i also love slow-mo walking, like, idk why but i love it

so raphael is like, using simon as a hostage like he was sposed to be, and he's just scooting him along and i gotta say,

raphael pls

also simon is suCH A CUTIE

Alec, and Jace are def fighting and it's - I mean, I relate to it on a spiritual level, but like, babies pls,

pls stop

also uh simon is like, baby vamp right???

i mean not YET of course, but he’s TURNING INTO baby vamp???/

i mean, either that or he’s suddenly infatuated w/clary’s veins, like, come on babe, i don’t know much about medicine and science but is your carotid artery suPPOSED to be lookin like that????

i know mine doesn’t

anyway, i need sleep, even though I REALLY WANT TO WATCH THE FOURTH EPISODE but like,

nahhhh

i have therapy tomorrow, and then i’ll come home, take a nap, then watch more shadowhunters,

I THINK EPISODE 4 IS WHERE MAGNUS AND ALEC MEET

OMG U ARE ADORBS LOL AND FORGOT U HAD A TWIN FOR A SEC

NO ONE AT MY SCHOOL KNOWS WE ARE TWINS

IT'S CRAZY