Bums
I think, since what I'm calling the: 'Minaj Effect', a lot of guys are going to get themselves in to trouble. Girl: "Hey do these jeans make my bum look fat?" Boy: *smiles confidently* (he's prepared for this moment). "Of course not sweetie!" Girl: "Oh my god I can't believe you said that!!! I needed your support for like two minutes. Jesus why are you so awful! Boy: (obviously very shocked) "Sweetie what do you mean? You look great." Girl: "Great! Yeah right! How am I going to to win the twerk off against Stacy on Thursday!" Boy: *Freezes in panic* "But.....but....but...." Girl: Yeah I now know it's awful! Thanks for that!" *Runs off slamming doors. Twerk offs are a thing right?














