My gf dumped me for the pizza delivery boy in February. How much longer will karma take to catch up with them?
Whaaaaat? Karma will catch up with her soon. One day she'll be looking over at that guy playing Gears Of War on Xbox with his buddies all pissed off because he promised her he was going to take her out. And as she walks over piles of discarded pizza boxes and beer cans, she'll suddenly realize the shithole that she's gotten herself in Β to. And by the time she calls you it will be too late, because that cute nice girl you've been saying hello to at the coffee shop will say yes when you ask her out for a drink and life will be a montage of wonderful cutsie dating crap and you'll forget all about that other dumb broad when she eventually comes crawling back. But it will be too late for her.Β
