#lapinn

> Lapinn: Recieve Alien Nudes.You have no idea whose number it is, but you get a text. You swipe to open up your phone, maybe its one of the few people you DON'T know, maybe its a number someone put into your phone and didn't write their nam--

What the fuck is that fleshy thing, why is the sender so....pink??? Where is the horns???????? The bulges?!?!?!?!

It takes you a moment to realize you have probably recieved off-planet nontroll nudes.

Ceztei: Moirail!! Very helpful very nice 

Shrunt:  idfk what•v•r quad can d•al with m• 

Imamia: I don't have a favorite, I'd rather not deal vVith those kinds of relationships.

Vrusal: Either matesprits or moirails, both make amazing adVenture partners!

Shrunt:  I wond•r if I can g•t away with accid•ntally  falling on his bulg• a f•w tim•s…

Lapinn: It’s ot favir thavt vin havs both av bomb booty avnd av bomb bulge whavt the fuck

> Vrusal: 11. An embarrassing costume they’ve never worn in public

You scream like someone had busted into your hive with a chainsaw. In reality it was just your matesprit letting herself in while you were in some sort of pin-up like attire. She doesn't really seem phased and simply walks on past you, commenting on how nice your legs look. Hahah hell yeah your legs look nice in this!

> Shrunt (Violent Violets): 5. A clip of them singing and dancing on webcam

You're awoken by the sounds of distant music and...laughter? You shuffle out of hatiras little guest room for when you visit. You find her on your little husktop, watching a video of you from sweeps ago singing along passionately to some stupid pop song. Oh...oh noo... You kind of slink back into you  room to hide in your embarrassment noo....

> Shrunt part 2 (Catnip): 8. The drunk text message they didn’t send.

You lent addie borrow your phone for a second, since you're too hungover from a night of drinking for you to do this, you've asked him to look up how to make your head stop pounding for you. You hear a snort next to you and you look over"What?"He simply hands you your phone back, and with some reduced brightness and a misspelt, unsent text appears in your sights'ad die is ure blueg a caccus does ti hav l3uttle prickles wodul that hrut oh my gos prickle dick hHAHh'How fucking wasted were you yesterday woah.

> Okiind: 6. Fuzzy handcuffs

You float on over to lavi, finding no other option for this issue. You've had these for a while and this never really happened. You hold up your wrists to him, locked together by a pair of very soft looking handcuffs. The key went missing and here you are, expecting lavi to laugh at you for being a big dumb-ass. Instead he simply sighs and asks "Again?"Yes. Yes again.

> Lapinn: 13. Pornographic comics.

more aws and 

tak is v smart

oH DANG MORE

6. Do any of your trolls drink a lot?

yeap

7. Who can drink the most? 

tie between lapinn ravylo and lakira

8.  Who's a total lightweight?