What your Dechliant OTP says about you (ft. Rarepairs)
NOTE: THIS IS A JOKE. DON'T COME AT MY ASKS WITH HATE. I LOVE ALL OF THESE SHIPS.
Leslex & Langphelia: The Privileged Canon Adherents. you guys are winning either way with the post-story content. you just love your good ol plain chocolate cake and you know what, you're valid for that. eat your cake indeed
Langlex: it's a tie between Langley joins Alexander AUs and Childhood Soulmates. Angst bastards. you think Narrative Foils should fuck, regardless if they're beating the toxic yaoi allegations or not. you're also weak for height differences
Langster: proponents of the Chosen Lester AU. the feel good wholesome chill ship. you saw the post-dechliant epilogue and thought wow! similar interest nerds! these two should get together!
Artephelia: has an alliance with the Langlex shippers AND the Arteley shippers. Chosen Swap AU enjoyers. you insist something more happened in the travel scenes with just Artemisia and Ophelia and also, you just think they're hot
Arteley: insists there's something more in Artemisia's scenes with Langley. has a rivalry with Langster for Funniest Shipname. Chosen Lester AU Enjoyers because they actually get together here. you are also an advocate for Men👏Getting👏Pegged👏
Morrihope: Everybody Lives No One Dies AU #1 Fan. If you ship Morrihope you're either a Morrigan diehard fan or a Hope diehard fan. fionna and marshall lee was your childhood ship.
Dyrigan: Like Morrihope, Everybody Lives No One Dies AU #1 Fan. Except you are also the LGBT community and you love your angst. gumball and marshall lee was your childhood ship.
Mirihope: Toxic Yuri 2 Electric Boogaloo. I can fix her x I can make her worse. you saw that fight scene between them and decided they should make out.
Magward: proponents of the "Edward joins the Gangley AU" insists these two spent more time after the trial in Desmontis. Angst bastards #2, if you ship Magward you probably also ship Langlex because you love that layer of ✨generational yearning angst ✨
Alysiam: a LOT of Desmontis-focused post Act 2. or post-dechliant content. Miriam redemption arc truthers. you guys saw looked at langlex and decided no, artephelia wasn't enough we need more toxic yuri in this house. respect!
Alexela: the crack ship of all time. the don't even interact in canon, but that's not stopping you. Royalty AUs where Alex Evergreen gets to meet Alex Lockhart. you ship this because you thought the shipname was funny and actually got invested once you read through Act 3 and saw how involved the clavarian military is in the plot.
Ignarthur: YEARNING, so much yearning. SO MUCH ANGST... you craved for angstier toxic old man yaoi slow burn and you will get it. in your heart of hearts ignatius rescued arthur and they're both living off the grid now.
Arthurora: That one raggedy looking pony and his wife meme. Either a fix-it rewrite enjoyer or angst enjoyer. who needs marriage counselling when you can fix their marriage and prevent 90% of Act 3's events by your own hands.
Artlexy: power couple dynamic enjoyer. you started with "haha! guys ophelia's brother has the same name as alex! artlexy is artlex if alexander wasn't gay!" but when the post-dechliant content hit and alexandre and artemisia Actually Interacted it was no longer a joke ship, was it?
