#lance sing

Eddie: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Buster: I wrote you a poem.

Eddie, already crying: You did?

Mike: I just learned a way to get stuff on the cheap: Steal it!

Eddie: But that's censorship.

Buster: Well done. You are correct. You're being censored. Now go.

Buster: We call that a traumatic experience.

Buster, turning to Lance: Not a "bruh moment".

Buster, turning to Suki: Not "sadge".

Buster, turning to Crystal: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".

Clay: Hey Buster, I've got an idea for how to solve this.

Buster, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah?

Clay: Wh- No! That's not the idea, Buster!

Nooshy: Have you heard of Murphy's law? The one where if something can go wrong, it will go wrong?

Porsha: Yeah, I have.

Nooshy: Have you heard of Cole's law?

Porsha: Is this a joke about coleslaw?

Nooshy: ...maybe.

Ash: Of course I have a lot of pent-up rage, you fool! I've been the same height since I was twelve!

Meena to Buster: Turn that frown upside down!

*A little while later*

Meena: What are you doing?

Buster, trying to do a handstand: You told me to "turn that frown upside down", but it's not working.

Ms. Crawley to Porsha: First rule of battle, little one... don't ever let them know where you are.

Mike, shooting out of frame: WHOO-HOO! I'M RIGHT HERE! I'M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O' ME!? YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! WHOO-HOO!

Ms. Crawley: 'Course, there're other schools of thought.

Gunter: *Slowly pushes a cannon into a 17th century bank* Okay everyone, be cool. This is a robbery!

Mike: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why.

Ms. Crawley: Only if you also don't ask why.

Ms. Crawley: *Pulls out four prestine human skulls from their bag*

Mike: ...

Mike, grabbing a skull: This one will do.

Ash: Mint is just cold spicy:

The squad: ...

Lance: What the actual fuck is wrong with you?

Jerry: N... No!

Porsha: A fair rebuttal. However, consider this counterpoint: Y... Yes???

Darius: I came out here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.

Lance: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.

Ash: Are you a software update? Because not right now.

Alfonso: Problem, I can't tell if this food is over-sauced or undercooked.

Porsha: Solution, just pop it back in the over for another 10 minutes. There's at least a 50% chance that'll fix it, right?

Darius: Result? Food has somehow become unpleasantly doggy and unpleasantly crunchy at the exact same time.

Meena: No better time than this to pull out my favorite word: Slunchy!

Norman: ...put it away.

Gunter: Hey Porsha?

Porsha: Yeah?

Gunter: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?

Porsha:

So I finally got the latest Breaking the Surface chapter on AO3! If you haven’t read it yet, please have a look here! If you don’t want to look on AO3, then the chapter is also still up on Fanfiction. Net here! 

Thank you so much for the ask, feel free to ask a million more things. It makes my day seeing these.

With Lance being a good singer I absolutely agree, I also believe that he would be able to play the guitar as well.

Lance would definitely hum and sing to himself a lot whilst on the ship, especially since he comes from a large family and hates the silence.

When the other Paladins realise he can hold a tune I bet they’d always ask for him to sing for them especially Pidge. And this makes Lance the happiest person alive, knowing that his wanted.

Though he also finds out the Keith can secretly sing, but Keith being Keith doesn’t tell anyone until his caught by Lance.

(This’ll be a headcannon later today)

HAS SOMEONE DONE THIS BE FOR E??!??!

It’s finally up! Chapter 4 of Breaking the Surface!

Go here to read it on Fanfiction.Net

OR

Here to read it on AO3!

Hey everyone! In case you don’t know me, I am one half of the infamous Oddly Unaccomplished Productions, writers of the as yet untitled SavageSkye fanfiction that is sweeping tumblr at this very moment with my good friend and collaborator @oddwilde22. 

Outside of writing that delightful fic I occasionally write my own stuff! At the moment I’m writing a Sing based fic centred around the most beloved character of Lance and his life after the movie called Breaking the Surface!

This is also somewhat of a reminder that Breaking the Surface Chapter 4 is coming! The fic is not dead, but if you want to remind yourself of what’s happened or want to start reading the fic, here are links to Breaking the Surface!

Part 1: http://archiveofourown.org/works/10867089/chapters/24138966

Part 2: http://archiveofourown.org/works/10867089/chapters/24138966

Part 3: http://archiveofourown.org/works/10867089/chapters/24702675

Hello everybody! It’s been a while but later tonight, or tomorrow at the later, the next chapter of Breaking the Surface will be going up on Fanfiction.net and AO3! It’s been a while (sorry about that) but better late than never! My work has been edited by the delightful @friendofthatoneotherfriend who has really helped make my work much better than before!

Also, thank you for creative feedback to my mates @oddwilde22 and @simonphillip-dosser who, although didn’t edit, gave me some excellent pointers and tips! Thank you both as well!

Also, speaking of @oddwilde22, do not worry! We are still working on our SavageSkye fanfic and will hopefully get it’s first chapter up in due course. Until then be patient! Oddly Unaccomplished Productions are on the case! :)