Me: *while parking in the driveway* ...oh by the way, don't forget that Hols' birthday is tomorrow.
Me: ...I don't know why she made me remind you of that just now...
Me: Well, okay, she says she expects the entire Grey family to treat her like the duchess and empress she is.
Nini: *laughs again* They won't forget. They all just started to boooow!...Duchess and empress?
Me: I know. I'm telling her she can't be both. And she's like 'fine. Empress then.'
Nini: *laughs* Kiara says that if Hols' is empress, she should give them all titles- and Kiara wants to be a duchess.
Me: *laughs* She says that they are her feudal lords.
Nini: Okay, Lance just knelt down *makes to kneel, puts a fist over her heart* and was like 'my liege! You have my sword.'
Me: *laughing hysterically* oh my God, Hols says he's her favorite.
Nini: Why do I feel like now Alphonse wants to say 'and you have my bow'?
Me: Oh! And then cute little Kiara is like 'and my ax!'
Both: *laughing hysterically*
Me: I gotta put this up on tumblr.