#lambient

ummmmmmm Excuse me??? Calling me out for fetishizing mostly non con and dub con with gay men??? is offensive??? check urself swaety....

OHOHOHO OF COURSE!

Full name: Quotation Arcaddy

Gender, Sexuality: nblw

Pronouns: They/them

Ethnicity: Chinese

Birthplace, Birthdate: City of Lampient, Feb 1st

Guilty Pleasures: Sometimes you just gotta buy 82727 plushies even though your apartment is really small, because, plushies,

Phobias: They absolutely hate the dark! And heights, which isn’t exactly that great of a combo for a private inspector to have, but they make do.

What they would be famous for: Okay so in the story they’re in, they make enemies with an incredibly powerful buisnesswoman because they reveal her shady buisness practices. Also she dropped a building on them one time so there’s that. HUSHSJHJW

What they would get arrested for: Honestly? Pretty much nothing. They toe the line of the law sometimes, but they’ve practically memorized Lampient’s laws by now and they’re NOT keen to overstep them.

Oc you ship them with: they’re dating Lady Nebula Andromedus!

Oc most likely to murder them: See, TECHNICALLY codename Diamonds, who’s part of the “Card Siblings”. But Diamonds got hired by Stella, the aforementioned buisnesswoman. So like, Stella, I guess?

Favorite move/book genre: romance comedy. They’re Soft.

Least favorite movie/book cliche: Misunderstandings used for tragedy

Talents: They’re fairly strong, which they need quite often in their line of work, and they’re pretty good at information extraction! Also they play the guitar and can sing, but they get embarrassed when other people listen because they think they sound weird :(

Why someone might love them: They’re really affectionate with those they trust! They try their best to communicate everything, and they have like, this quiet way of caring about people that you might not notice till you actually start looking

Why someone might hate them: on a personal level? They’ve got mile-high walls around their heart/feelings and those walls only gradually fade away when they get to know someone. On a BUISNESS level? They keep sticking their nose in buisnesses and going “Sir, that’s illegal, you’re violating OSHA in so many different ways right now,”

How they change: okay I mentioned how their walls gradually fade away around people they trust but also! Throughout the course of the story they’re in they learn to trust their intuition more. Also they manage to shoo away their self-doubt, which is neat.

Jonny: Is this icelandic? Or just jibberish...

Kris: Not sure. He sometimes sings in a made up language called hopelandic.

Jonny: A made up language called ḻ̪̘̩̫̞̑ͨ̏͋͗̇́ă̢̧̛̖ͪ̆͂nͨ͏̱͖̺̠̫͚̩g̶̶̙͍͍͔̥̫̑̑̊ͯȗ̠̠̙͔͍̤̜ͣͅa̢̢̲͎̗͈͇̓́ͥ͠ͅg͖͕̠̝̜͕̹̫̈́ͧ̾ȩ̴̓ͅ

Kris: A series of inaudible high-frequency yawns, which he constructs from organic materials. Mostly bark.

Jonny: Multiple tracks of squeaky bicycle tires played in slow motion, then played back using text->speech software.

Kris: The band summon ghosts to sing background vocals using scent

Jonny: In a bold and innovative move, the lead singer underwent a grueling reverse-exorcism in which he possessed himself before recording the vocal tracks.

Kris: Became pregnant with a ghost child

Jonny: All vocal tracks were recorded while gargling paint. Each song used a different color paint to allow the tracks to feel unique.

Kris: Kveikur will see a new direction taken by Sigur Rós, both musically and mathematically. Previously, the band's music has been synonymous with ambient music, but for the first time in the band's history, Kveikur will see the band depart from this style of music to present flimsier, crumblier and more soupy flavors than any of the band's previous works. It tastes a lot like chicken.

Jonny: With the new album Kveikur, we see Sigur Rós take a bold new direction towards a genre they are calling "lambient music." When asked about this new genre, they replied stating "we pretty much ate nothing but lamb for a week before recording the album..."

Kris: Several tracks are simply the band chewing.