An Earthly Update
Citizens,
Its best to remember that when people don’t appreciate or care about you to remember to take the higher road and remember that someday everyone will care and need to know your name. You have good things ahead of yourself Lambda. Keep remembering that. There are people who love and appreciate me and still care. And I guarantee reader, that there are people who care about you too.
As for how I am doing, I am physically healthy but my so called soul is not. I can not stop thinking of Vulca for a second. One forgets how empty life once was without feeling your partners presence. I am trying to distract myself by trying to find my CIA team and drawing.
Watching the humans has been enjoyable too. They are such an animated and cute species to watch. I think I am starting to pick up how their computers work so, I may see if I can get the matrix connected with my handheld device and send an SOS signal. The humans tire easily and need to sleep a lot in maintaining such a high base temperature so I can perform my work then.
I also got to try these sweets the humans like. One of the gentlemen said that a fictional character named “E.T.” ate them in a movie they all enjoy about an alien who gets stuck on earth. I feel sorry for this E.T. for I feel just as confused. They were pretty good though, made mostly of a sort of legume with a sweet simple carbohydrate syrup. They were orange, yellow, and brown. Very good. Lenora and the secretary, Pam, with the magazines of nearly naked women devised a plan to get me more treats to try while I am stuck her. Something about “Pop-Rocks”. I hope this does not entail a sort of mineral found on the planets surface...
I will keep you all updated.
Peace and good tidings to you and to our Lords The Great Almighty Founders
~Lord Cardinal Lambda














