#lagtime fic

Lagtime by @bees-goodfellow reminded me how much i love the attic au

here is me attempting to explain the situation to my gf lmao

black and white ver:

What a horrible thing to do...

In which Reigen approaches a body, Mob goes upstairs, and Jun says hello to an old friend.

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING MOGAMI KEIJI GOD DAMN FOOL SOUP EATING DUST COLLECTING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT GHOST OF A WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING MOGAMI KEIJI. STOP CLOSING THE CASE FILES WHEN I TALK ABOUT MOGAMI KEIJI I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE A FUCKING PSYCHIC IN THE BASEMENT WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS NORMAL FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST SMILE GET AWAY FROM ME.

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said mogami keijis waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down. if i have to deal with mogami keiji speaking one word in person on voice on the tv not only will i change the channel i will destroy the tv and the dvd shelf out of spite and have to restock the entire dvd collection at the video store for the experience of being able to skip every talk show where he makes an appearance or is alive. i dont even know why i hate him so much. he collects psychics but i am just mad because i am ANGY. he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham. BETTER have had a spirit make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him.

paypal.com/IFuckingHateMogamiKeiji

Investigation's not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his house and I lost it. where the fuck is mogami keiji if hes still haunting im going to so deeply wish he wasnt. crusty old man. ill punch keiji and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final spirit tag he kept on him at all times simply inscribed with Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish. im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point. i hope theres a date given for when mogamis been exorcised or will be exorcised so i can make it a reminder on my calendar, and everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who caused so many fucked up if true situations