#ladylazybones

"So you think you can sneak aboard me ship and steal me booty." The captain growled walking down the stairs, his blue jacket flying like a cape behind him. The stow away's eyes widened in shock as he shook his head. "Whats wrong boy. Cat got your tongue." he said holding a sword to the stow away''s chin. The stow away waved his hands frantically before shaking his head and pointing to his mouth. "Can't speak boy?" he said before laughing loudly. The whole crew joining in the joyus laughter. "BONES!" the captain yelled. 

"Aye captain!" a voice echoed around the cave. 

"Can you write boy?" the captain asked raising his eyebrow. the stow away nodded his head yes. Just then the jingling of gold was heard to the right. You looked over to see yet another female pirate sliding down a huge mountain of gold like she was surfing the waves. She had bones around her neck and on  a belt as well.  "Bones, get me something to write with." The captain yeleld.

"Sir yes sir." she shouted before doing two flips into the base of the tree that looked as if it was a giant house.  Bones was the captains protector she usually stayed on the island but she was the strongest and stealthiest of his men. She would always be able to spot if someone was on the island that was not supposed to be. And if she did well... they would either never be seen again or be rescued. However when they were rescued they would be so insane they would not be able to tell you anything that happened on the island or where the island was all they would be able to say was. "those eyes...t he e eyes."  When she was brought on trips she would always find the best supplies such as the sword she now carried with her everywhere made of pure bone. She came out her black jacket flying behind her as she set the papers and feather down before carefully setting the ink well down. 

"So boy... why were you in that barral." the captain growled a puff of smoke slightly coming out of his mouth. The stow away began to write as fast as he could.  Before holding it up.

I was hiding form the pirates.

The captain began to laugh loudly. the crew following suit. "Well that didn't work out so well.. now did it. Did you think that we would not take that barrall with us. Stupid boy." the pirate captain laughed before glaring at him. "Do you know what we do to stow away's. boy." He growled all of the sudden the sound of two guns cocking echoed into the room. A smalls sound of metal clicking and four swords were around the stow away's neck. One black, one silver, one gold and one that almost looked like bone. The stow away began to shake his hands rapidly. before shakily writing on the paper. Holding it up.

Paley?

The captain laughed even more. "Well then its your lucky day than boy..... For the captain is standing right in front of you. Captain Steve Negrete! feirsest dragon pirate in all of the seven seas... and everywhere inbetween. Traveler of diferent lands. An terror bringer of all." he chuckled. His boasting gave the stow away long enough time fto write faster. 

Please, Oh great and amazing captain negrete of the Black dragon pirates. There has to be some other way to dispose of a stow away?

"I suppose boy... killing you here would just ruin my loot.. we will drop you off on a lonely island. somewhere."  The captain said with a smirk. The stow away gasped. as the four girls all made very sad sighs. The two people that coked the guns gowned while the pirate who had the metal silently laughed. The stow away sighed in relief. before writing again.

Could i become a pirate? sounds alot more fun than being on a boring old island.

He had wrote something else but it seemed that it was wiped away so you could barely see it. the only things you could see was  tain  s or ttie. the captain raised an eyebrow at him. before shrugging his shoulders. 'I don't see why not boy.... We could always use some extras on the ship.  considering we already lost two fresh meat." He said eyeing the two pirates Hanna and becca who just shrugged as if it wasn't their faults. "TROY!" the captain called

"eye sir!" a voice called form the back.

"Get the stow away some decent clothes. we don't want any queens ware on our ship now do we." The captain stated before walking to the center. Another pirate came up wearing a black jacket and a bunch of belts. They picked the stow away up before dragging him slightly to the giant tree like house.

About an hour passed when the stow away and troy came out again to see the pirates dancing around a fire eating and having a good time. Drinking glasses clinked as they all laughed singing along. The stow away couldent help but sing as troy joined in on the fun. The stow away sat on a barral just watching them dance and sing.

" what do we do with a drunken sailor what do we do with a drunken sailor what do we do with a drunken sailor early in the morning. Way hey it up sure rises. way hey it up sure rises way hey it up sure rises early in the morning." The stow away couldent help but clap along with the music.

"Shave his belly with a rusty razor shave his belly with a rusty razor shave his belly with a rusty razor early in the morning." The pirate named caylie sang

" Way hey it up sure rises. way hey it up sure rises way hey it up sure rises early in the morning." the crew sang along

"Put him in the long boat till he's sober put him in the long boat till he's sober put him in the long boat till he's sober early in the morning" Becca began to sing jumping off a barrral she was standing on.

"Way hay and up she rises way hay and up she rises way hay and up she rises early in the morning." The crew began to sing. they all danced around the fire and ate food clinking their keg bottles together. A plate of food was thrown in front of The stow away and he looked at it confused. 

"Well don't just look at it boy. your part of the crew now join in on the fun. eat!" The captain said before walking away.

"Stick him in a barrel with a hosepipe on hi stick him in a barrel with a hosepipe on him stick him in a barrel with a hosepipe on him early in the morning!" Hanna sang laughing and dancing with the rest of the crew.

""Way hay and up she rises way hay and up she rises way hay and up she rises early in the morning." The crew began to sing.

"Put him in the bed with the captains daughter put him in the bed with the captains daughter put him in the bed with the captains daughter early in the morning." Bones chanted dancing around and eating a turkey leg.

"The captain doesn't have a daughter." Caylie laughed

"Well looks like your the closest thing we've got." Bones chuckled

"UMMM NO lets just dance." caylie laughed 

"Way hay and up she rises way hay and up she rises way hay and up she rises early in the morning." The crew began to sing.

"That's what we do with a drunken sailor that's what we do with a drunken sailor that's what we do with a drunken sailor early in the morning. Way hay and up she rises way hay and up she rises way hay and up she rises early in the morning.Way hay and up she rises way hay and up she rises way hay and up she rises early in the morning." The crew began to sing The four female pirates looked over to the stow away. before noticing he was not eating.  they sighed walking over to him. "Well then arnt you going to eat?" Caylie asked him.

"Yeah dont know when we will have a meal like this again... not till we get back  from our next adventure thats for sure." Hanna chuckled.

"Welcome to the crew fresh meat." Becca said

"What's wrong think its poison?" bones asked. receiving a nod yes from The stow away. Caylie rolled her eyes before grabbing his turky leg to eat but was stopped by a fork hitting it right were she was about to bite.

"He's not in the family yet.. he might think that's gross. Not a real pirate!" troy chuckled walking up pulling out a knife from out of their jacket. and cutting a piece off before putting it in his mouth. "See not poisoned now eat up." Troy chuckled. The stow away nodded eating it with speed.

"Whoa man... did they not feed you on the queens ship?" the five asked. shocked the stow away nodded. they all backed up.

"who would want to work for the queen." Caylie said. A loud chuckle came from the stairs of the house. everyone turned to the pirate captain.

"Yes who would want to work for the queen." Steve laughed. "your pants are too loose your wig to tight. Your rules so strict  your treated like afool. Why not join in my brigade were the fun has no limit and the life is great. I have only one proposition for you mates......" He leaned forward before taking a swig of his drink. "ITS  PIRATES LIFE FOR ME!" he laughed before everyone cheered and grabbed a partner. Even the stow away. and danced around singing..

"Yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me.  we pillage we plunder, we rifle we loot. drink up me hardies yo ho. we kidnapp and ravage dont give a hoot. Drink up me hardies yo ho.  Yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me. We exort we pifle we flitch and sack drink up me earties yo ho.maraud and embezzele and even hijack drink up me hearties yo ho. yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me." the crew began dancing around the fire i artners before spinning their partner and getting another. the music filled the cavern and you were supprised noone could hear it from outsid the cave.

"We kindle inchar inflame and ingnigt drink up me hearties yo ho. we burn up the city were really a fright drink up me hearties yo ho." some how the dancing made it so that the stow away and the captain ended up being partners dancing together." were rascals scoundrels villians and naves,drink up me hearties yo ho. were devils and black sheep really bad eggs drink up me hearties yo ho. yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me. were beggers and fighters ne're do well cads. drink up me hearties yo ho. Aye but were loved mby our mummies and dads drink up me hearties yo ho. yo ho yo ho a pirats life for me." the stow away and the captain ended really close together  beofre parting . 

"have all the fun you want tonight mates. we sale at dawn tomarrow!" the captain shouted before walking back into the tree like house. a slight hint of pink on his cheeks.

The night had finally fallen and the pirates all asleep. Some were passed out around the fire others in their bunks. The stow away began to walk outside the bunk area just to look around. he was looking around the ship when  he heard a sound of cloth flying past him behind him. He turned around as fast as he could only to see nothing. He sighed thinking that it was all his imagination when he heard two punds infront of him. He turned to be face to face with caylie. "And were do you think your going fresh meat?" she asked. "Did you really come here just to steal the gold. I wont have that sir." she said making a tsk tsk tsk sound. he shook his head fast. putting his hands on his bandana now on his head and smiling as big as he coold to show he like being a pirate. She slightly laughed.  "If our not here to steal then why are you out here.. everyone is asleep?" she asked. He only responded by pointing to her.  "Im usually awake... its a lookout's job." she said putting her hand on her hip. "why are you out here stow away?" she asked adgian only a little more strick. he just shrugged and pointed up. she kind of laguhed. "We are in a cave... you wont see any stars." she laughed. he only waved his hand slightly as if to say he was used to it. He walked up to the side of the boat loking down at the water. before looking up. Caylie sighed before walking up to him. "If you want to know more about the stars you should ask becca she knows alot ofabout the stars. Hanna knows about the oceans. And i know about how to be a pirate... just ask any of us we are sure to help... but we set sail at dawn so you should get to slep stow away." she said. He began to carv something in the boat and she looked at him strange before loooking at what he carved.

max

"Max? is tht your name stow away?" she asked. he shook his head yes making her smile. "Well then max better get to sleep we have a big day tomarrow set sail at dawn." he shook his head before turing around. hearing the swoop of cloth again he turned around only to see her gone. SHe  again and began walking back to the bunks. 

"Don't move" he heared looking up he saw the pirates whose name was Troy. he forse before shaking his arms rapily . "Trying to sneak out and take the gold eh?" Troy stated. Max shook his head no before pointing twords where he was talking to caylie. turning to lok for her only to hear a small snore. He ooked up to see the sleeping pirate on the mast. he face palmed.  Troy looked straight atMax before saying. "Duck."  max did as he was told only to have a silver dart go straigt pssed his head and hit somehting flinging it against the mast.

"HEY THAT IS NOT OK I AM AN INATIMATE OJECT NOT A DART SET!" something yelled. Max looked over to see the small doll known as lil steve hanging with a pin attached to his bandana. Troy walked over to it grabbing it up before tossing it to maz who caught it.

"Give it back to capin if you will before heading back to bed mate." They said before turning and walking back inside the bunk room. Max nodded quickly before running to the captains courters. He opened the door to see the sleeping dragon sleeping on a bed his hat off to the side. Max couldent help to think theat he was really cute. He put the doll in between his arms anut the blanket up over him. 

"What do yo think you doing dont put me back ith this fool." the doll said. "shhh sleep dollay." max whispered the doll went completly still as if under  a spell. Max sighed before walking out slowly.

"STOW AWAY>" he heard the captain say making him freeze in his spot. did he wake up the captian. he started to panic. Only then hearing a loud purring sound coming from the captain. he turned around to see the captain snuggling into his pillow. Max turned bright red slowly walking out and closing the captains door. The captain was thinking of him in his sleep. and purring. he quickly ran back to his bunk and fell asleep.