I’m both always ready for more of them and never ready to look at their dumb life-ruiningly handsome faces ever again. 

I haven’t seen this, but I would like to assure you that I laughed out loud at the idea that OTHER PEOPLE HAVE ANAKIN’S WIFE AS ART ON THEIR SHIP, BUT ANAKIN HAS HIS OWN SELF. 

You’re not wrong: this is the most Anakin thing. 

You are most welcome, my dear. Thanks! 

Anakin must have had one, right? Look, you will find few people in this world more willing to go to bat for the good guys in Star Wars than me, but I’m just dying that they were maybe (MAYBE, assuming that Sheev wasn’t completely interfering with their collective Force Radar) all sitting in a room together while Anakin kicked off Severe Murder Vibes:

Vader’s appearance is addressed in the new comic series. Sheev introduces him and he promptly kills five Imperial officers.

Oh, Kylo’s well within his rights to be shirtless, of course. You’ll just never convince me that we can do better than Shirtless Hayden Christensen in Episode 3. Much like the Obikin Dramatic Disrobe of the same film, or just Star Wars in general, some things have simply already been perfected and will not ever be bested, no matter how hard Disney tries. 😉 😄 (OK FINE, yes, that was salty. But I made myself laugh so I’m going with it.) 

*perks* shirtless Kenobi? I mean ghosts really don’t need shirts. Or pants. And we know there’s no underwear in space. 

Day 1: I am dead, and have successfully used what I have learned from Master Qui-Gon to become a ghost. Somewhat unexpectedly, I appear to be naked. I determined that it would be best if I only appeared to Luke as a disembodied voice for the time being, until I am given some clothing. Luke then blew up the Death Star -- I am so very proud of him! Also I can sense Anakin’s confusion about everything that has just transpired through the Force. It feels utterly delightful. 

Day 14: I am really quite cold. The author keeps insisting that ghosts don’t need clothing, but after two decades in the desert I could really use a blanket or a robe or something. I don’t wish to tell the author how to do her job, or sound vain, but it feels as though she is doing this to serve her own interests, if you catch my drift.

Day 29: Still naked. Really feeling a bit bored these days, honestly. Visited Anakin’s lava castle, for both the entertainment value and the fact that it is 500 degrees on Mustafar, so it helped warm me up a little bit. Very glad Anakin has not noticed my ghost yet. I would at least like to be given a pair of trousers before that happens. 

If we can’t have shirtless Kenobi, give us shirtless Kylo.

You know, overall Driver doesn’t especially do it for me (though I really do like him in this role; I thought he did a nice job in TFA and I am looking forward to seeing what he does with it this go-round,) BUT even so I still know he has the ability to be competitive in the Shirtless Nightmare category. 

Do it, Kylo. Finish what he started.