Finland, we're on holiday.
The Finn says, 'Look, I've been bitten by something on my Lady Toe.'
'Your...' I try to remain nonchalant, 'Lady Toe?'
'Yes.' she says, pointing to it.
'Is there... a Gentleman Toe?'
And apparently there is—toes have gender in Finnish, she tells me.
'What, all of them?' I ask, looking at her feet.
'No, don't be silly. Just the first two.'













