I finally bit the bullet and got a new iPod.
After downloading all of my music and movies and TV shows (and becoming giddy at the fact that I now finally owned a device capable of holding all of my media with room to spare), it was time for the big test.
I hit Shuffle.
I believed that the first song my iPod ever randomly chose to play would tell me a lot about its personality.
That song was Born This Way. The country version.
In short, I now own a queer country-music loving iPod. And this is a very fine state of affairs indeed.










