Do all of them. Do it. For NSFW.
[NSFW] put a name in my inbox and my muse will answer:
How interested they are in having sex with them: âThis is the most interesting thing. But no, no thank you.â
How much they would pay (or have to be paid) to have sex with them:Â âAwkward...â
If they would rather bottom or top them: âLbr. Bottom.â
How good they think they would be: âGood, probably? I have no reason to assume he wouldnât be.â
If theyâd prefer kitchen counter, wall, or shower sex with them: âWall. Definitely.â
If theyâd fuck, have sex, or make love: âHave sex? I guess?â
If they were going to make it a threesome, the third person theyâd pick:Â âWell. I know who I donât want it to be.â I have a damn list.
If they think thereâs ever a possibility that it would happen: âI hope thereâs no possibility.â
How interested they are in having sex with them: âWell, I would have said zero interested, until that ridiculous little spiel of hers, earlier.â
How much they would pay (or have to be paid) to have sex with them:Â âI donât think money is going to enter the equation, here.â
If they would rather bottom or top them: âWanna fight her for it.â And then lose.
How good they think they would be: âI have no idea.â
If theyâd prefer kitchen counter, wall, or shower sex with them: âReally, though, who has sex in a shower? Itâs so echoey. No. Wall, like a sensible person.â
If theyâd fuck, have sex, or make love: âFffffffuck??â
If they were going to make it a threesome, the third person theyâd pick:Â âYou come into my house, on the day my daughter is to be married, and you ask me to violate my poetic sense. Abalim, obviously.â
If they think thereâs ever a possibility that it would happen: âWho even knows, anymore? Fuck.â
How interested they are in having sex with them: âThis is not an interesting thing.â
How much they would pay (or have to be paid) to have sex with them:Â âI would have to be paid, probably, but maybe not a lot.â
If they would rather bottom or top them: âI really donât give a shit, since Iâm refusing to imagine this happening.â
How good they think they would be: âWhy are you asking me? I donât know.â
If theyâd prefer kitchen counter, wall, or shower sex with them: *sighs endlessly*
If theyâd fuck, have sex, or make love: âHave sex, I guess. See above, re: not imagining.â
If they were going to make it a threesome, the third person theyâd pick:Â âYou come into my house...â
If they think thereâs ever a possibility that it would happen: âI am a firm believer in the possibility of anything. But letâs be really real: Life would do that to me.â